8. You have definitely dressed up really nice and then been completely off your face, because it’s Race Day.
18. This makes you LOL.
Seriously where is the u, it’s spelled labour!
27. Finally, you can’t listen to this without choking up a little inside.
Major h/t to Stephanie Gall for all her help.
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀