8. You have definitely dressed up really nice and then been completely off your face, because it’s Race Day.
18. This makes you LOL.
Seriously where is the u, it’s spelled labour!
27. Finally, you can’t listen to this without choking up a little inside.
Major h/t to Stephanie Gall for all her help.
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