8. You have definitely dressed up really nice and then been completely off your face, because it’s Race Day.
18. This makes you LOL.
Seriously where is the u, it’s spelled labour!
27. Finally, you can’t listen to this without choking up a little inside.
Major h/t to Stephanie Gall for all her help.
- Sean Spicer said "his intention is never to lie" as White House press secretary, after making false claims this weekend about Trump's inauguration.
- President Trump signed an executive order that bans foreign organizations that receive US funding from providing abortions.
- Democratic lawmakers say Trump's new hotel in Washington, DC, has lost over $1 million and violates its lease with the government.
- The all-day breakfast boom at McDonald's is over as sales fall for the fast food giant 🍳 📉