ashleypbowers

My great grandmother who lived in Hawaii taught me while we were opening oysters that I should always bite a pearl before I spend money on it. The real pearls will give you a feeling of grit and sand against your teeth, a fake one won't, and If it's a necklace I must test every single… Read More

When they start "poisoning the well." When you try to converse with them and/or tell them something, and they immediately bring up past mistakes. I'm not talking about arguments where you have a pattern of behavior they may not like, I'm talking about when you want to go get drinks… Read More

So I am hella picky when it comes to skincare because I used to make skincare. I am a light-skin filipina/white/Native American mix so I have a really high chance of developing skin cancer, so I'm really against anything that has ANY PEG-# whatsoever. So naturally my #1 hardest find… Read More

I have been cheated on a confirmed 3 times and I must say just trust your gut. All 3 times I felt this deep drop in my stomach and what felt like a pill in my throat when the cheating happened. First confirmed was when my very first bf went out of town to help a friend move,something… Read More

I had just gotten out of a long term relationship and gotten absolutely dumped by my rebound the week before, when my best friend and her fiancé decided to check in on me. I JOKINGLY asked if they knew anyone single and they said a man's name I had lightly scrolled through pictures… Read More

And do NOT assume just because I am bisexual that I will let another human being (be it a gay man, straight woman, etc...) into my monogamous relationship. I ain't your unicorn mami and I ain't the chick that is gonna "flip" you for a night just to freak my partner and I. Be considerate… Read More

I was a nanny for a couple that barely spoke to eachother, and their twin boys. I will never forget the mom telling the maid to go home early, and then telling me to finish what the maid started. Even though my job was to keep the twins safe and on track with school as well as chores.… Read More

My brother was into history as a 4 year old and he'd go around telling people "WELL..... I know how to become an accidental mommy." He meant mummy specifically frozen and bog mummies. Our mother was mortified the first time until he explained people get frozen or put in special dirt… Read More

Just to correct the dang autocorrect the product is Swampthing.

Swamping from Good Common Sense Naturals! It's a mud mask that is gentle enough to use everyday! That is saying a lot considering I have combo skin with atopic dermatitis around my nose, so needless to say I was a hot mess before this product. The main ingredients are rose water and… Read More