Response to 18 Times Björk Was Right About Everything:
Bjork you guessed it. You was muthafuckin right.
Response to Proof That Bangs Can Totally Change Your Face:
Let’s make a list!
Beyonce: Better without
Kerry Washington: Beautiful with either
Zooey: Better with bang
Britney: Oh honey never do bangs again.
Katy: Slightly better with bang
ScarJo: Either or
Lauren: Better w/bangs
Michelle O: Better w/bangs
Demi L: Better w/o
JLaw: Better w/bangs
Hathaway: No bangs necessary
Kim K: Better w/o
Lea Michele: Still annoying either way
Kelly O: Slightly better w/o
Jessica Biel: Bangs give her some personality
Alba: No bangs needed
Rachel Bilson: Stupidly cute either way
Rashida: Oh honey don’t ever not have bangs.
Swifty: Slightly better with
Rihanna: No bangs needed
Keira: Wow these are both awful pics.
Emma: Slightly better without
Nicole Kidman: Better w/red and with some bang
Kaley: No bangs, please.
Alexis B: With bang
Rachel McAdams: No no bang