1.'“I’m gonna wing it.” –Me, on a final I should definitely not wing."
2."Huge rager in the library tonight. BYOB (Bring Your Own Books)."
3."Sometimes I wonder where my life would be right now if I took playing the recorder more seriously in elementary school."
4."Shoutout to the girl in the library who has her Keurig with her. That is smart."
5."Cinco de I wanna pass my finals."
6."WHAT A GREAT DAY TO BE A RAM!!!"
7."I procrastinated so much, I made a fox out of Post-It notes."
8."Update: I made a paper airplane out of Post-It notes and now my fox has a hobby."
9."When the entire library parking lot is filled on a Sunday."
10."Who the heck runs at 4 a.m. What’s wrong with you? Go to sleep."
11."Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll drift through the endless expanse of space until you violently asphyxiate and then you won’t have to take your finals."
12."If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?"
13."I’m always skeptical of having 7 A’s in a row on a Scantron."
14."Hmmm…Haven’t guessed B in a while."
15."Yesterday I found a wallet and didn’t take money or anything but turned it into the library front desk. I did it because I am a good person, but here’s hoping I got some good karma from it for my exams."
16."WHY IS THERE NO FREE CAKE IN THE PLAZA?"
17."My soil science professor is awesome. He’s giving us candy before our 7:30 a.m. final."
18."How do I get the universe to like me again?"
19."Good luck on your finals. And may the curve be ever in your favor."
20."Gotta bring a pack of tissues into my exam rooms so I don’t soak my finals with my tears"
21."If you’re not balding, you’re not stressed out enough from finals."
22."What if nobody was president and we all promised really hard to just be cool?"
23."Does anyone in the library have a piece of gum?"
24."Finals week has me cleaning my room and my bathroom, doing all the dishes, mowing the lawn, cleaning already clean clothes and everything else to avoid studying."
25."Hey Rams, don’t forget to stay hydrated and well-fed during finals. Also don’t forget the power nap and its wonders."
26."Hey. You. A grade does not determine your self-worth. And one test will not dictate the rest of your future. Breathe. You’re good enough."