1. Head upstairs to your divorce lawyer's office.
2. Find a pen and sign those papers!
3. Tell your lawyer you're never calling him again. You're free!
4. Clean off that one dude on your back window.
5. Buy your ex a parting gift.
7. Put on your best jewelry.
8. Invite everyone you know.
9. Make sure to have really good cake.
You could keep it classy.
Just be really honest about your feelings.
Ok, this is just inappropriate.
11. For the ceremony, cut that ring in half!
13. Make sure the lights are up.
14. You're gonna need a lot of wine.
No, seriously. Lots of wine.
15. Don't mix up your drinks!
17. And don't forget to take out the trash!
So, now you know the answer to this question!