2. The Cliché Slutty (Insert Any Costume)
I get it; you have big boobs and you want to get laid on Halloween. But come on, this is the 4th year in a row that you’ve worn that slutty cop outfit and all you’ve ever gotten on Halloween night is puke in your hair. Maybe you should try harder.
1. Controversy of the Year Costume
I promise, if you dress like Miley Cyrus this year you will not get the props you think your clever costume deserves. Not only is it old news by the time Halloween rolls around, but there will be about 20 other Mileys at every bar you visit. Just don’t.
- H.R. McMaster was due to retire from the Army. Now he holds what could become one of the most powerful positions in Washington.
- Milo Yiannopoulos has resigned from Breitbart News after he was accused of defending pedophilia in an old video.
- Chris Brown was ordered to stay away from his ex-girlfriend after he allegedly threatened to shoot and kill her, court documents show.
- A 2-year-old boy lost a race at school after he spotted his dad and ran to hug him instead of crossing the finish line 👦💨💞