2. The Cliché Slutty (Insert Any Costume)
I get it; you have big boobs and you want to get laid on Halloween. But come on, this is the 4th year in a row that you’ve worn that slutty cop outfit and all you’ve ever gotten on Halloween night is puke in your hair. Maybe you should try harder.
1. Controversy of the Year Costume
I promise, if you dress like Miley Cyrus this year you will not get the props you think your clever costume deserves. Not only is it old news by the time Halloween rolls around, but there will be about 20 other Mileys at every bar you visit. Just don’t.
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