The Best Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

Since we can't all conjure a love potion, some of us need some tricks to charm the available witches and wizards. Cast a spell with these quick and easy Harry Potter related pick up lines.

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Ashley Baccam
Ashley Baccam
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  • 1. Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  • 2. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

  • 3. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

  • 4. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

  • 5. Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

  • 6. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

  • 7. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

  • 8. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

  • 9. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

  • 10. I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

  • 11. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

  • 12. I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

  • 13. Can I just Slytherin to bed with you?

  • 14. Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

  • 15. Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

  • 16. I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

  • 17. A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

  • 18. The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

  • 19. Why don't you come tame my dragon?

  • 20. Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

  • 21. If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.

  • 22. If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?

  • 23. I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

  • 24. If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes.

  • 25. I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!

  • 26. Yeah, girls call me "Aguamenti." Every time they hear my name, they get wet.

  • 27. Are you a golden snitch? Because I've been seeking for something like you my whole life.

  • 28. I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

  • 29. Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.

  • 30. It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

  • 31. So I hear you are the Head Girl of your house...

  • 32. They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.

  • 33. I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

  • 34. You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?

  • 35. You can have the portkey to my heart.

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