• Per event, Snooki makes more money than…

    Maybe you haven’t heard of some of these people… but they have sure done a hell of a lot more than tanning and partying!

  • Toni Morrisson ($30,000 at Rutgers)

  • Adam West ($20,001 - $30,000)

    C’mon! He’s freakin’ Batman!

  • Dave Coulier ($20,001 - $30,000)

    AKA Uncle Joey from Full House

  • Bob Parsons ($20,001 - $30,000)

    The CEO of GoDaddy.com. You know, that awful guy who killed an elephant. I’m almost okay with him getting less money than Snooki for this reason.

  • Cesar Gaviria ($20,001 - $30,000)

    Cesar Gaviria served as President of Colombia from 1990 to 1994, and Secretary General of the Organization of American States from 1994 until 2004. Gaviria is know in Latin America as a conflict mediator, advocate of democracy, and staunch supporter of regional integration and defender of human rights.

  • Jody Williams ($20,001 - $30,000)

    In 1997, Jody Williams became the tenth woman to receive the Nobel Peace Prize. Williams served as the founding coordinator of the International Campaign to Ban Landmines (ICBL) until February 1998.

  • Dr. Patch Adams ($20,001 - $30,000)

    Patch is both a medical doctor and a clown, but he is also a social activist who has devoted 30 years to changing America’s health care system.

  • Richard Simmons ($20,001 - $30,000)

    Fitness expert an all around fabulous man!

  • Jeff Corwin ($20,001 - $30,000)

    Animal Planet Host and Leading Conservationist

  • Dan Savage 5,001-$10,000

    Sex advice columnist and starter of the “It Gets Better” Program.

  • The Obamas (FREE!)

    Of course, they don’t want to be paid anything when they speak. :D