SrirachaGrey PouponGulden's Spicy Brown MustardKetchup, manChili sauceChick-fil-A SauceJalapeno ranch dipchlorinated watersalsaPedroLo Mein
Chlorinated waterFrappuccino from Starbuckswhatever is in King's cupPedroApple Pie MoonshineMalort (it tastes like a gypsy curse)Tears of Man United FanViniqBlue MoonHoly waterCorona with limeChuy's Jalapeno ranchFancy continental winesFrat slopThai Tea
Spike balldisappearing on SundayTaking a napPedroSwimmingOther Better JoeBeing crossfadedPlaying with LanaStudioWatching sportsWriting notesInterailing with HanaaaaaaHobbling aroundBorrowing laptopsTalking about CS
LanaPedroMichael Phelps in chlorinated waterKoalaLonghornPandaCubLambThe Target DogDogAlpacaGerman shepherdGiraffeEwokStanford Tree
ArguingThe Bachelor on SnapchatCarsDelt brothersSoccerSportsBooksSwimmingPedro...my dudesBeing hipsterBoysBeing definitely super ChristianRandom thingsLamps
"That's absurd"I love punsChicago boy"ABSOLUTE FUCK"I love CSI love SportsOverall perfectionI love swimmingPedroI'm crippledI am so hipsterI am a typical white girlI like to partyI am obliviousI am a confused German
Ankit Siva Is A Dad
You enjoy chill scenes (and spikeball)
Your subtle hints at suicidal thoughts make everyone just a little sad inside.
You are a chill dude from Chicago that doesn't give a fuck about anything (except Chicago and mustard).
You love soccer and often scream obscenities, especially when drunk.
You won't shut up about the things you love. You never agree with anyone on anything so you love to argue.
Your love of sports is evident.
You're a great guy. Absolute perfection. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
You associate with everyone and often find it hard to discern who your true friends are.
You get fucked by Pedro on the regular. (Ranal made me put all the answers as Pedro but I love you the most)
You are a badass cripple.
When we actually see you (not in studio), you're pretty cool
You know how to have fun
You are often oblivious of things going on around you but know how to have a good time.
You are a sheltered one in the friend group.