BIRDS!I like birds, but not as much as I like holding doggos.Birds are great, but I'd much rather have a chip on my shoulder.
Let's talk this out. Do you like holding doggos?UNLEASH THE SUPAH-MOVE.I can't believe you just called me a butthead. I don't think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.I can't believe you just called me a butthead. I don't think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade (but in a slightly higher voice)
YOU KNOW I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY HER PEARLS!A statue of me holding a doggo.A statuette of a bird.
I'd like to call my doggo to the witness stand.We'll take it to the court of MELEE!I'm very keen on legal proceedings. I am training to be a lawyer.
Money is man-made concept - the birds and I have no need for it.I'll be a doggo-holder for the rest of my life.BUT MAYBE WHEN MY SHIP COMES IN
Which Emmett Are You?
You're Emmett Goodman-Boyd! You have a keen fascination for birds, and you deeply enjoy entertaining your friends. You prefer being on the stage rather than backstage, because that's how you can best deliver your bird calls to the world. You enjoy initiating hug mode.
You're Emmett Cawley! You are loyal and brave, like the doggos you hold in photos. You enjoy backstage work, manipulating the scenes from the shadows so you can control the world with your collection of holographic entertainers. You're a very kind young boy.
Wow! You're Emmett Richmond from Legally Blonde! You're a really great law student, and you're being portrayed by Luke Wilson! That's Owen Wilson's brother! So cool.
Yeah, you're not the movie version portrayed by Luke Wilson, but that's okay! You can sing, and I've never really heard Luke Wilson sing! Hope that's okay.
I really hope this guy's name is Emmett, or else this quiz is gonna get me in trouble! Wow.