EXPECTATION: You love me! You really love me.
REALITY: Nope. Kitty doesn't want your cuddles.
EXPECTATION: I'm gonna feed you all-organic tuna!
REALITY: Just try to keep your cat off your table. Cover that food.
EXPECTATION: The cat is going to use this really expensive scratching post I bought.
REALITY: NOOOOO, MY COUCH AND ALL MY FURNITURE!!!
EXPECTATION: Fluffy's gonna looooove this fancy cat bed I bought for her.
REALITY: Oh. So you want to sleep in this box instead? Fine.
EXPECTATION: Awww, can't wait to cuddle with my cat tonight.
REALITY: It's 3 a.m. Stop cat. Stahp.
EXPECTATION: I got so many fun-looking cat toys for Mr. Mittens! He's gonna have a ball!
EXPECTATION: All righty. Let's make my cat a STAR! Your Instagram is gonna have so many followers!
REALITY: Why aren't you doing anything for the camera? Please do something funny. PLEASE?!
EXPECTATION: It's time to take soooo many cute photos of you!
REALITY: All the photos are too blurry to post. :(
EXPECTATION: No more mice in my house! The cat's gonna catch them all.
REALITY: CAT! YOU HAD ONE JOB!
EXPECTATION: It's not gonna be so bad...
REALITY: Hahahaha, who am I kidding?
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