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    Let's Cast The Inevitable Trump Investigation Movie, Shall We?

    Alas, not a ton of roles for women or people of color. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    1. Obviously Bob Mueller is James Cromwell...

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    2. ...and Emmy-winner Alec Baldwin is Emmy-nominee Donald Trump.

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    3. Indicted rich man Paul Manafort will be played by beloved man's man Nick Offerman.

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    4. Bob Odenkirk, a legend in the comedy world, will play Rick Gates, allegedly of the money-laundering world.

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    5. Arrested Development's Tony Hale will play arrested Trump advisor George Papadopoulos.

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    6. Steve Carell, who spent 9 years on The Office on NBC, will play Michael Flynn, who spent 24 days in the office at NSA.

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    7. Angry man Roger Stone will be played by Mad Man John Slattery.

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    8. Jeff Sessions will be played by the late, great Henry Gibson (using CGI à la Peter Cushing in Rogue One).

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    9. Hudson Hawk Bruce Willis will play policy hawk Carter Page.

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    10. Unqualified host Anna Farris is more than qualified to play Ivanka Trump.

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    11. The role of Jared Kushner could be played by James Phelps (if you can handle imagining Fred Weasley as a Slytherin).

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    12. Donald Trump Jr., a Gob's Gob, has to be played by Will Arnett.

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    13. Steven, the "other" Baldwin, will play Eric, the "other" Trump.

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    14. Mario Cantone will make a brief cameo as Anthony Scaramucci, who made a brief cameo as White House press secretary.

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    15. Former "wild and crazy guy" Steve Martin plays Mike Pence, who is definitely not wild and technically not crazy.

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    16. Corey Stoll will goose-step into the role of Trump advisor and immigration skeptic Stephen Miller.

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    17. Trump apologist Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be played by Trump antagonist Rosie O'Donnell.

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    18. The aptly named Ron White will play media mastermind, white-rage merchant and alleged self-fellator Steve Bannon.

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    19. And Trump attorney and colorful throwback Ty Cobb will play himself.

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