Just 10 “Guess Who” Characters And Their Dark Dark Secrets

Guess Who has a secret second family in Albuquerque?

10. ALEX

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Leather daddy.

9. SUSAN

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Has “All Lives Matter” throw pillows.

8. PHILIP

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Dates his students and is a prolific writer of historical erotica.

7. BILL

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Has been banned from all five Chuck E. Cheeses in the greater Portland area.

6. DAVID

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Slayin’ it on Tinder in stark defiance of Amish law.

5. SAM

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Is Bernie Sanders.

4. GEORGE

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People disappear off his fishing boat literally all the time.

3. HERMAN

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Has a whole fridge just for hooker bones.

2. ANNE

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Poisoned four husbands.

1. RICHARD

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Is the Burger King.

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