10. ALEX

9. SUSAN

8. PHILIP

7. BILL

6. DAVID

5. SAM

4. GEORGE

3. HERMAN

2. ANNE

1. RICHARD

Guess Who has a secret second family in Albuquerque?
Leather daddy.
Has “All Lives Matter” throw pillows.
Dates his students and is a prolific writer of historical erotica.
Has been banned from all five Chuck E. Cheeses in the greater Portland area.
Slayin' it on Tinder in stark defiance of Amish law.
Is Bernie Sanders.
People disappear off his fishing boat literally all the time.
Has a whole fridge just for hooker bones.
Poisoned four husbands.
Is the Burger King.
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