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Just 10 "Guess Who" Characters And Their Dark Dark Secrets
Guess Who has a secret second family in Albuquerque?
10. ALEX
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Leather daddy.
9. SUSAN
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Has “All Lives Matter” throw pillows.
8. PHILIP
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Dates his students and is a prolific writer of historical erotica.
7. BILL
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Has been banned from all five Chuck E. Cheeses in the greater Portland area.
6. DAVID
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Slayin' it on Tinder in stark defiance of Amish law.
5. SAM
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Is Bernie Sanders.
4. GEORGE
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People disappear off his fishing boat literally all the time.
3. HERMAN
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Has a whole fridge just for hooker bones.
2. ANNE
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Poisoned four husbands.
1. RICHARD
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Is the Burger King.