This is a personal, non-sponsored post by a member of BuzzFeed's ad content team.Buzz·Posted on Jan 10, 2017Just 10 "Guess Who" Characters And Their Dark Dark SecretsGuess Who has a secret second family in Albuquerque?by Ari VoukydisBuzzFeed CreativeFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 10. ALEX Hasbro Leather daddy. 9. SUSAN Hasbro Has “All Lives Matter” throw pillows. 8. PHILIP Hasbro Dates his students and is a prolific writer of historical erotica. 7. BILL Hasbro Has been banned from all five Chuck E. Cheeses in the greater Portland area. 6. DAVID Hasbro Slayin' it on Tinder in stark defiance of Amish law. 5. SAM Hasbro Is Bernie Sanders. 4. GEORGE Hasbro People disappear off his fishing boat literally all the time. 3. HERMAN Hasbro Has a whole fridge just for hooker bones. 2. ANNE Hasbro Poisoned four husbands. 1. RICHARD Hasbro Is the Burger King.