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    Just 10 "Guess Who" Characters And Their Dark Dark Secrets

    Guess Who has a secret second family in Albuquerque?

    Ari Voukydis
    by Ari Voukydis

    BuzzFeed Creative

    10. ALEX

    Hasbro

    Leather daddy.

    9. SUSAN

    Hasbro

    Has “All Lives Matter” throw pillows.

    8. PHILIP

    Hasbro

    Dates his students and is a prolific writer of historical erotica.

    7. BILL

    Hasbro

    Has been banned from all five Chuck E. Cheeses in the greater Portland area.

    6. DAVID

    Hasbro

    Slayin' it on Tinder in stark defiance of Amish law.

    5. SAM

    Hasbro

    Is Bernie Sanders.

    4. GEORGE

    Hasbro

    People disappear off his fishing boat literally all the time.

    3. HERMAN

    Hasbro

    Has a whole fridge just for hooker bones.

    2. ANNE

    Hasbro

    Poisoned four husbands.

    1. RICHARD

    Hasbro

    Is the Burger King.