10. ALEX Hasbro Leather daddy. 9. SUSAN Hasbro Has “All Lives Matter” throw pillows. 8. PHILIP Hasbro Dates his students and is a prolific writer of historical erotica. 7. BILL Hasbro Has been banned from all five Chuck E. Cheeses in the greater Portland area. 6. DAVID Hasbro Slayin' it on Tinder in stark defiance of Amish law. 5. SAM Hasbro Is Bernie Sanders. 4. GEORGE Hasbro People disappear off his fishing boat literally all the time. 3. HERMAN Hasbro Has a whole fridge just for hooker bones. 2. ANNE Hasbro Poisoned four husbands. 1. RICHARD Hasbro Is the Burger King.