You remember how this works… First, you get spotted by a trainer:
Then they say an opening line, such as:
Sure, why not, seems relevant enough.
And then the battle begins
….but sometimes those opening lines were pure nonsense:
Complete! Sentences? Irrelevant!
I love it when strangers call me pet names.
Good to know?
It’s the “Hi kid” part that makes this seem predatory
Good for you?
How dare you use “pokemon” as a verb as if that’s a thing people do!
Why is that worth noting?!
Thank you for sharing your horrifically sad relationship problems with the eight year old children playing this game.
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