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This Is The Weird Stuff People Search For On Google

"How do I google something?" — A real thing people google on Google.

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Australian-based search agency Search Factory used Google's Keyword Planner Tool to gather stats on the weird shit people search for, and the results are...interesting. This is why you need to clear your browser history before you die.

So, just to reiterate, thousands of real humans google these things every month:

"How to hide a dead body" - 1K avg. monthly searches

"How to get away with murder" - 1.9K avg. monthly searches

"Cat dating" - 110 avg. monthly searches

"How to make my cat love me" - 390 avg. monthly searches

"Lady Gaga naked" - 135K avg. monthly searches

"Is Lady Gaga a man" - 18.1K avg. monthly searches

"How to ask a guy out" - 14.8K avg. monthly searches

"How to mend a broken heart" - 9.9K avg. monthly searches

"How to have an affair" - 5.4K avg. monthly searches

"Why did I get married" - 40.5K avg. monthly searches

"I hate my job" - 22K avg. monthly searches

"How to win the lottery" - 40.5K avg. monthly searches

"How do I use Google" - 1K avg. monthly searches

"How do I Google something" - 4.4K avg. monthly searches

"Is Santa real" - 60.5K avg. monthly searches

"Why do men have nipples" - 18K avg. monthly searches

H/T Fast Company

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