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17 Confusing "Sexy" Halloween Costumes Of 2018

I have so many questions.

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You might be aware of Yandy.com, a website full of "sexy" Halloween costumes. Earlier this year they had a Handmaid's Tale costume that infuriated the internet and promptly took it down.

Anyway, I always get a laugh out of the attire they sell, and decided to take a look at their 2018 offerings. Here are the most confusing ones I saw this year.

1. "Shining Bright Pope Costume"

Like, what?? This isn't the MET ball.
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Like, what?? This isn't the MET ball.

2. "Small Town Erika C. Costume"

Erika C., like Eric Cartman from South Park. I get it, but I hate it.
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Erika C., like Eric Cartman from South Park. I get it, but I hate it.

3. "Prickly Pear Costume"

Of all the costumes in the world, you want to be a prickly pear? Why? What is happening???
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Of all the costumes in the world, you want to be a prickly pear? Why? What is happening???

4. "Kiss Me Frog Costume"

LOL I LITERALLY CANNOT. If you get a "Prince" in this costume, I need to know your secret.
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LOL I LITERALLY CANNOT. If you get a "Prince" in this costume, I need to know your secret.

5. "Prehistoric Honey"

I didn't know cavemen could survive in heels and tulle.
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I didn't know cavemen could survive in heels and tulle.

6. "Dalmatian Dame Costume"

Cruella de Vil would be ashamed tbh. And also, she murders puppies for fashion, so why??
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Cruella de Vil would be ashamed tbh. And also, she murders puppies for fashion, so why??

7. "Sexy Op-Ed Anonymous Costume"

Despite this costume, I have no words.
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Despite this costume, I have no words.

8. "Poop Emoji Costume"

Listen, I love using the poop emoji. But I don't want to dress like literal shit.
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Listen, I love using the poop emoji. But I don't want to dress like literal shit.

9. "Dare Bear Costume"

WTF is this?? Why are there stuffed animals on your boots?? Is this some Care Bears nightmare?
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WTF is this?? Why are there stuffed animals on your boots?? Is this some Care Bears nightmare?

10. "Pizza Rat Costume"

Not every viral video needs to be a costume. It just doesn't.
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Not every viral video needs to be a costume. It just doesn't.

11. "Sexy Devil Romper"

What happened to just wearing devil horns and calling it a day? Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled would burn this to the ground.
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What happened to just wearing devil horns and calling it a day? Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled would burn this to the ground.

12. "Cozy Orange Fish"

Cozy. Orange. Fish. I don't know if I'm more offended that they tried to make Nemo sexy or that they chose a horrible knock-off name.
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Cozy. Orange. Fish. I don't know if I'm more offended that they tried to make Nemo sexy or that they chose a horrible knock-off name.

13. "Reindeer Romper"

This is the true nightmare before Christmas.
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This is the true nightmare before Christmas.

14. "Happy Mouse Hottie Costume"

How DARE you ruin Mickey for me.
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How DARE you ruin Mickey for me.

15. "Peacock Diva Costume"

This looks like some Once Upon a Time villain stuck in a Moulin Rouge movie.
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This looks like some Once Upon a Time villain stuck in a Moulin Rouge movie.

16. "Deluxe Elephant Dress"

This is offensive to Dumbo.
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This is offensive to Dumbo.

17. "Donna T. Rumpshaker Costume"

I'm fucking done. Yandy, you're fired.
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I'm fucking done. Yandy, you're fired.

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