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25 Times Kevin McAllister Legit Killed People In The "Home Alone" Movies

"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal." —A VERY DISTURBING CHILD, TBQH.

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Chances are if you've seen Home Alone (1+2) you loved it, because John Hughes and duh, but the biggest problem is that Kevin is basically a murderer. There is no way Marv and Harry could've survived his antics.

Here's a list of all the times Kevin definitely 100% killed the burglar duo.

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14. When Kevin throws roughly 800* bricks with pinpoint accuracy at Marv's head from a six-story building.

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*Four, but he's literally dead. Lost his memory. Got a concussion.

16. When Harry is hit in the head with a bunch of heavy, dangerous tools.

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"If you could take my pulse right now it would feel just like... I got hit in the head with a sledgehammer." #dead

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20. When Harry's head is set on fire (again) and he does some acrobatics to get rid of it, but dips his head in flammable liquid and blows up the house.

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22. When the pair are hit directly in the face with some massive heavy thing, and then fall a couple floors, and then are hit again by the big heavy thing.

23. When Kevin soaked the rope in kerosene and then lit it on fire while the burglars were climbing it.

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They also fell, like, six stories, so they are most definitely dead.

So the question is, should we be more concerned that his parents left him home (twice), or that Kevin is some sociopathic, murderous genius?

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