Skip To Content

    29 Hilarious Gabrielle Solis Quotes From "Desperate Housewives"

    Bless you, Eva Longoria. This show wouldn't have been the same without Gaby's sassy personality.

    1. That time Gaby talked politics.

    ABC

    2. When she revealed how domestic she is.

    ABC

    3. That time Gaby was arguing with Sister Mary about life's greatest pleasures.

    ABC

    4. When she stacked toast on top of each other and called it "breakfast."

    ABC

    5. When Tom was turned off by Lynette's cancer hair and Gaby dropped some blunt honesty.

    ABC

    6. When Gaby said what we've been wanting to say to Edie since the show started.

    ABC

    7. That time she expressed the importance of wine nights.

    ABC

    8. When Gaby was super self-centered but you couldn't even deny the credibility of her statement.

    ABC

    9. When she was looking to adopt a child.

    ABC

    10. That time Gaby showed off her rhyming skills.

    ABC

    11. LOL, this:

    ABC

    12. That time she blamed her kids for her weight gain.

    ABC

    13. When Gaby discussed the progression of society.

    ABC

    14. When she used these fighting words.

    ABC

    15. That time she was job hunting.

    ABC

    16. When she ran over a woman with her car and said what she was really worried about.

    ABC

    17. When Carlos told Gabrielle to control her shopping habits.

    ABC

    18. When Gaby announced the beginning of the end.

    ABC

    19. That time she used Carlos' handicapped pass to park and people with real disabilities were pissed.

    ABC

    20. When Gaby discovered her new favorite hobby.

    ABC

    21. When she spoke logic.

    ABC

    22. When we witnessed the extent of Gaby's parenting skills.

    ABC

    23. That time Gaby claimed to have a problem...

    ABC

    24. And when she clarified she's classy, not basic.

    ABC

    25. That time Gabrielle reassured these passengers.

    ABC

    26. When Gaby expressed just how much she loved Carlos and all his illegal activities.

    ABC

    27. When she quoted 300.

    ABC

    28. That time Gaby and Carlos were fighting hardcore and she called the cops on him, right before he crashed through the window.

    ABC

    29. And when she accidentally brought up a John Rowland sex memory.

    ABC

    Never change, Gaby!

    ABC

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form