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For us Muggles, the magic of Harry Potter is as enchanting as the memes and jokes that were inspired by the film.
We've rounded up some of the best ones that'll make every HP fan crack a smile. Check them out below:
1. "Why can't Harry tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best friend? Because they're both cauldron."
2. "What type of drink does Snape hate the most? Jameson."
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3. "So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. I guess that's when the books started getting...dead Sirius."
4. "How do the Malfoys enter a building? They Slytherin."
5. "How do you know if a potion is good? You check its hex-piration date!"
6. "Why doesn't Snape own a barbecue? Because he roasts his food verbally."
7. "Why did Snape teach Potions and not Herbology? Because he can’t keep a lily alive."
8. "Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad teacher? Because he can’t control his pupils."
9. "One day Lupin decides to come clean with Harry. He sits him down and tells him 'Harry, I'm a werewolf'. Harry jumps up and starts shouting, 'WHAT!? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?' Lupin sighs, hangs his head and mumbles, 'Ah yes, that too.'"
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11. "What fuel does Harry Potter put in his car? Expecto Petrolium!"
12. "Voldemort's parents took the 'I got your nose' game a bit too seriously."
13. How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking... JK, rolling.
14. "How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch."
15. "How do you get a mythical creature into your house? Through the Gryffindor!"
16. "Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking? Because it was making him Moody."
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18. "What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord? A Volt-demort."
19. "What do you call the entrance to a magical gym? A dumbbell door."
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21. "Why did Harry Potter get pulled over for speeding? Because he didn't expect-no-patrol-man."
22. "What did Voldemort tell Wormtail when they went bowling? Kill the spare."
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24. "Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? So you'll never know which side he's on."
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26. "Where did Dumbledore keep his army? Up his sleevey."
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28. "One a scale of one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three quarters."
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30. Why did Hermione Granger carry a time-turner with her everywhere she went? Because she was always running late for her Ron-dezvous!
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What's your favorite Harry Potter joke? Share it in the comments below!
This article contains content from Michele Bird, Casey Rackham, and Andy Golder. It was compiled by Salimah McCullough.
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