1. Because Fiona Goode is a badass and puts other witches to shame.
2. And voodoo witch Queenie says whatever the hell is on her mind because she DGAF.
3. Misty Day has the power of resurgence and she can literally resurrect herself if burned at the stake.
4. She's also the biggest Stevie Nicks fangirl that ever existed and it's adorable.
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5. Madison Montgomery is a total bitch, but her unfiltered one-liners are a national treasure.
6. Marie Laveau is the sassy Voodoo Queen and she'll literally behead you if you piss her off.
As Delphine learned not too long ago.
"What you gonna do? Kill me? I can’t die. Throw me back in the box, I've seen enough of this world."