1. Oh yum, umbilical cord.
2. Stop it, cantaloupe baby. Just stop.
3. Your fondant blanket is weird. I hope your nap sucks.
4. As if white chocolate weren't already gross enough.
5. Why?
6. Meatloaf baby, your bacon diaper is the worst.
7. That awful chubby leg!
8. Somebody get rid of those gross little fingers.
9. WHAT.
10. Statement brow.
11. Is this supposed to be a cookie? COME ON.
