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24 Things Only Alen Kalati's Kids Would Understand
The coolest dad around.
You can't take a walk without discovering a new species of mushroom.
There is a minimum of four trips to Costco a week.
Every so often Costco changes its return policy or doesn't allow Aba to do something illegal or something.
If you want to watch a movie with him, don’t try asking the title or what it’s about.
And definitely don’t say you don’t feel like watching it, because then you’ll get passive aggressive reminders about it until you give in.
You know all the lyrics to the “Heart” video, everything that happens in the video, and every comment that is made throughout it.
Aba has a lot of crazy ideas.
But his best ideas, of course, are his jokes.
Aba takes pictures and videos of every single second in our lives.
On the less bright side, every one of those memories is on Facebook.
Aba can’t remember anything. He didn’t even know it was Father’s Day today.
There are two versions to every song we heard in our childhood- the real version, and the Aba version.
The golden rule: if it’s free, you must have it.
This especially goes for free samples.
Aba doesn’t care about material goods. He likes the simpler things in life, like gardening.
That is, unless those material goods are free. See #13.
When we feed Aba our food scraps, people think we’re being cruel or abusive.
When Aba really likes a song, there’s a very good chance it’s from a movie or TV show.
Another thing Aba gets from movies are his hilarious jokes.
When Aba leaves the house, even just to deliver a package, there’s at least three returns- he forgot to get his purse, he forgot to get his phone, he forgot to get the package he’s delivering.
Aba loves being the center of attention. Which is a good thing if you like magic shows!
Bedtime stories are one of Aba’s many talents.
Despite all his crazy eccentricities, Aba is the best dad ever and we will always love him.
Wait- Aba- you didn’t skip to the end, did you? This isn’t a song or a movie, you know. You can’t skip the boring parts.
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