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What Level Creeper Are You?

"Oh hello hahah so funny to see you here..."

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  1. Via ebaysellingcoach.blogspot.com

    Have you ever...?

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    Looked up a friend on a social media platform.
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    Looked up an acquaintance on a social media platform.
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    Looked up a total stranger on a social media platform.
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    Scrolled through a few days’ worth of a person's Instagram.
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    Scrolled through a few weeks’ worth of a person's Instagram.
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    Scrolled through a few months’ worth of a person's Instagram.
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    Scrolled through over a year’s worth of photos on a person's Instagram.
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    Gotten to the first photo ever posted.
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    Checked a person of interest’s Facebook multiple times a week.
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    Checked a person of interest’s Facebook multiple times a day
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    Checked a person of interest’s Facebook multiple times an hour.
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    Known where a person of interest was just based on their check-ins.
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    Known where a person of interest was just based on their check-ins, and just “happened to be in the area.”
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    Known where a person of interest was just based on their check-ins, and then gone there to say hi.
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    Known where a person of interest was just based on their check-ins, and then gone there to wait to see if THEY would say hi.
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    Taken a search off of a social media platform and into Google.
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    Done a deep dive on Google.
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    Found a person of interest’s old LiveJournal/Xanga/MySpace profile.
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    Accidentally stalked someone else who has the same name as a person of interest.
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    Researched a person of interest’s company, based on info from Facebook.
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    Researched a person of interest’s college, based on info from Facebook.
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    Researched a person of interest’s high school, based on info from Facebook.
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    Researched a person of interest’s hometown, based on info from Facebook.
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    Scrolled through the Facebook group for a person of interest’s graduating class.
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    Stalked someone who shows up in a lot of pictures with a person of interest to figure out if s/he is a significant other.
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    Stalked a person of interest’s wall and comments to see how the person interacts with other people, and how often.
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    Developed a “clear” and “full” picture of a person of interest’s character, based solely on their likes, statuses, and check-ins.
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    Manually checked a person of interest’s Twitter feed instead of following them.
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    Manually checked a person of interest’s Twitter feed even though you follow them, in case you missed something.
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    Checked out the profiles of anyone a person of interest @replies to.
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    Met someone IRL after stalking them.
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    Met someone IRL after stalking them and had to pretend you didn’t know as much as you knew about them.
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    Experienced an existential meltdown because a person of interest switched their profile to private.
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    Regularly checked a private profile to see if it had gone to public.
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    Used a friend’s Facebook account to stalk someone they know, with that friend’s permission.
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    Used a friend’s Facebook account to stalk someone they know, without that friend’s permission.
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    Stalked a person of interest’s exes.
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    Stalked those exes’ exes.
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    Stalked your ex.
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    Stalked your teacher.
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    Stalked your doctor.
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    Stalked your boss.
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    Stalked your co-worker.
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    Stalked a classmate that you don’t even really care about, but they’re in your class, so.
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    Stalked someone you want to be friends with.
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    Stalked someone you want to date.
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    Ruined your chances of either dating or befriending a person because you found out everything about their life before you met them and couldn’t function around them without being awkward.
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    Stalked that person who seems to have a “perfect” life to find out their secrets.
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    Searched for someone knowing nothing other than their first name.
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    Searched for someone knowing nothing other than their first name, and then actually found them.
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    Known a person of interest’s vacation history based just on their Facebook activity.
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    Known a person of interest’s dating history based just on their Facebook activity.
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    Known a person of interest’s family dynamics based just on their Facebook activity.
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    Accidentally liked and then unliked a recent photo (within three months).
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    Accidentally liked and then unliked an old photo (past three months).
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    Accidentally liked a photo but didn't unlike it, because fuck it.
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    Looked at your own Facebook “through the eyes” of a person of interest.
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    Looked at your own Facebook “through the eyes” of a person of interest, and then adjusted it to seem more appealing to that person.
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    Scrolled through a person of interest’s Twitter photos because their icon wasn’t clear enough.
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    Googled a person because their Twitter icon wasn’t clear enough.
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    Gone through someone’s photos just because a person of interest is tagged in a lot of them.
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    Googled a writer just to see what they look like.
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    Gone to an event that you weren’t invited to, but that Facebook “suggested.”
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    Gone to an event that you weren’t invited to, but that some of your FB friends were attending.
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    Gone to an event that you weren’t invited to, but that a person of interest was attending.
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    Gone to an event that you weren’t invited to, but that a person of interest was performing at.
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    Became fluent in the entirety of a person of interest’s work (writings, albums, amateur experimental films, etc.).
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    Became fluent in the entirety of a person of interest’s work (writings, albums, amateur experimental films, etc.), and then acted like you had never heard of any of it when you met them.
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    Dragged a friend to an event where you knew a person of interest would be.
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    Straight up lied to a friend to get them to go to an event where you knew a person of interest would be.
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    Read a book just because a person of interest liked it.
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    Got into a band just because a person of interest liked it.
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    Read a book or got into a band just because a person of interest liked it, and then mentioned it nonchalantly in front of them as if you’d been on that tip for years.
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    Attempted to break someone's password.
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    Attempted to break someone's password and succeeded.
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    Gone through someone’s laptop.
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    Gone through someone’s search history.
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    Gone through someone’s text messages.
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    Gone through someone’s email.
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    Learned the work schedule of a barista/bartender/bookseller/etc.
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    Learned the work schedule of a barista/bartender/bookseller/etc., and then adjusted your schedule so that you could “stop in” at their job while they’re there.
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    Learned the schedule of a classmate.
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    Learned the schedule of a classmate, and then adjusted your schedule so that you could “get a drink from the water fountain” as they left class.
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    Learned the schedule of a classmate, and then scheduled your own classes to be in theirs.
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    Recognized someone IRL that you know only from seeing in a person of interest’s photos.
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    Recognized a person of interest’s pet IRL, which you know only from seeing in their photos.
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    Stalked a person of interest’s pet.
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    Saved a photo of a person of interest’s pet.
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    Saved a photo of a person of interest.
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    Actually downloaded a photo of a person of interest instead of just screenshotting or saving it.
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    Emailed a photo of a person of interest to your friends.
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    Photoshopped yourself into a person of interest’s photo.
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    Photoshopped yourself into a person of interest’s photo, and sent it to your friends.
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    Secretly shared your result to this quiz.
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