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Have you ever...?
Looked up a friend on a social media platform.Looked up an acquaintance on a social media platform.Looked up a total stranger on a social media platform.Scrolled through a few days’ worth of a person's Instagram.Scrolled through a few weeks’ worth of a person's Instagram.Scrolled through a few months’ worth of a person's Instagram.Scrolled through over a year’s worth of photos on a person's Instagram.Gotten to the first photo ever posted.Checked a person of interest’s Facebook multiple times a week.Checked a person of interest’s Facebook multiple times a dayChecked a person of interest’s Facebook multiple times an hour.Known where a person of interest was just based on their check-ins.Known where a person of interest was just based on their check-ins, and just “happened to be in the area.”Known where a person of interest was just based on their check-ins, and then gone there to say hi.Known where a person of interest was just based on their check-ins, and then gone there to wait to see if THEY would say hi.Taken a search off of a social media platform and into Google.Done a deep dive on Google.Found a person of interest’s old LiveJournal/Xanga/MySpace profile.Accidentally stalked someone else who has the same name as a person of interest.Researched a person of interest’s company, based on info from Facebook.Researched a person of interest’s college, based on info from Facebook.Researched a person of interest’s high school, based on info from Facebook.Researched a person of interest’s hometown, based on info from Facebook.Scrolled through the Facebook group for a person of interest’s graduating class.Stalked someone who shows up in a lot of pictures with a person of interest to figure out if s/he is a significant other.Stalked a person of interest’s wall and comments to see how the person interacts with other people, and how often.Developed a “clear” and “full” picture of a person of interest’s character, based solely on their likes, statuses, and check-ins.Manually checked a person of interest’s Twitter feed instead of following them.Manually checked a person of interest’s Twitter feed even though you follow them, in case you missed something.Checked out the profiles of anyone a person of interest @replies to.Met someone IRL after stalking them.Met someone IRL after stalking them and had to pretend you didn’t know as much as you knew about them.Experienced an existential meltdown because a person of interest switched their profile to private.Regularly checked a private profile to see if it had gone to public.Used a friend’s Facebook account to stalk someone they know, with that friend’s permission.Used a friend’s Facebook account to stalk someone they know, without that friend’s permission.Stalked a person of interest’s exes.Stalked those exes’ exes.Stalked your ex.Stalked your teacher.Stalked your doctor.Stalked your boss.Stalked your co-worker.Stalked a classmate that you don’t even really care about, but they’re in your class, so.Stalked someone you want to be friends with.Stalked someone you want to date.Ruined your chances of either dating or befriending a person because you found out everything about their life before you met them and couldn’t function around them without being awkward.Stalked that person who seems to have a “perfect” life to find out their secrets.Searched for someone knowing nothing other than their first name.Searched for someone knowing nothing other than their first name, and then actually found them.Known a person of interest’s vacation history based just on their Facebook activity.Known a person of interest’s dating history based just on their Facebook activity.Known a person of interest’s family dynamics based just on their Facebook activity.Accidentally liked and then unliked a recent photo (within three months).Accidentally liked and then unliked an old photo (past three months).Accidentally liked a photo but didn't unlike it, because fuck it.Looked at your own Facebook “through the eyes” of a person of interest.Looked at your own Facebook “through the eyes” of a person of interest, and then adjusted it to seem more appealing to that person.Scrolled through a person of interest’s Twitter photos because their icon wasn’t clear enough.Googled a person because their Twitter icon wasn’t clear enough.Gone through someone’s photos just because a person of interest is tagged in a lot of them.Googled a writer just to see what they look like.Gone to an event that you weren’t invited to, but that Facebook “suggested.”Gone to an event that you weren’t invited to, but that some of your FB friends were attending.Gone to an event that you weren’t invited to, but that a person of interest was attending.Gone to an event that you weren’t invited to, but that a person of interest was performing at.Became fluent in the entirety of a person of interest’s work (writings, albums, amateur experimental films, etc.).Became fluent in the entirety of a person of interest’s work (writings, albums, amateur experimental films, etc.), and then acted like you had never heard of any of it when you met them.Dragged a friend to an event where you knew a person of interest would be.Straight up lied to a friend to get them to go to an event where you knew a person of interest would be.Read a book just because a person of interest liked it.Got into a band just because a person of interest liked it.Read a book or got into a band just because a person of interest liked it, and then mentioned it nonchalantly in front of them as if you’d been on that tip for years.Attempted to break someone's password.Attempted to break someone's password and succeeded.Gone through someone’s laptop.Gone through someone’s search history.Gone through someone’s text messages.Gone through someone’s email.Learned the work schedule of a barista/bartender/bookseller/etc.Learned the work schedule of a barista/bartender/bookseller/etc., and then adjusted your schedule so that you could “stop in” at their job while they’re there.Learned the schedule of a classmate.Learned the schedule of a classmate, and then adjusted your schedule so that you could “get a drink from the water fountain” as they left class.Learned the schedule of a classmate, and then scheduled your own classes to be in theirs.Recognized someone IRL that you know only from seeing in a person of interest’s photos.Recognized a person of interest’s pet IRL, which you know only from seeing in their photos.Stalked a person of interest’s pet.Saved a photo of a person of interest’s pet.Saved a photo of a person of interest.Actually downloaded a photo of a person of interest instead of just screenshotting or saving it.Emailed a photo of a person of interest to your friends.Photoshopped yourself into a person of interest’s photo.Photoshopped yourself into a person of interest’s photo, and sent it to your friends.Secretly shared your result to this quiz.
