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    This Is The Most Important Question About The Impending Blizzard

    But why?

    In case you haven't heard, a ~historic~ blizzard is about to hit the Northeast.

    But there's one question that's on everybody's mind:

    why do people just buy bread and milk when it snows lol

    The evidence is astounding.

    ..and this is NJ: MT @rustywx PIC is from East Rutherford NJ, which is just across the Hudson. #blizzardof2015

    Some people try to understand the strategy behind it.

    Why do people buy out all the bread when they think they'll be housebound? Does being housebound make you eat bread 10x more than normal?

    Why do people buy bread and milk before a snowstorm? Can't you just... go without bread or milk for a couple days? What is this?

    Why the hell do people buy bread and milk in preparation for storms? it expires quicker than most things and has like no nutritional value

    Why do people buy milk eggs and bread prepping for storms? All 3 have short shelf lives and 2 require refrigeration, meaning power...

    Others doubt the necessity.

    Why do people buy bread and milk in bulk when a snow storm is coming? The roads will be clear within 24 hours. This IS the year 2015 right?

    But mostly people have strong ideas about better things to buy.

    Why do people stock up on bread and milk? Those are the last two things you need- go buy the Fruit Rollups and Yoohoo!!

    why do people stock up on eggs and bread? hit the candy aisle jesus..

    Why do people only stock up on bread and milk during a snowstorm? I stock up on chocolate and alcohol #essentialsnowstormfoods

    Seriously people, what do you do with all this bread and milk during blizzards? Why not stock up on jerky and beer?

    Why do people always freak out and buy a bakery's worth of bread when snow is coming? Me? My advice: stock up on toilet paper.

    Why do people care so much about buying bread and milk? You should stock up on mac n cheese and ramen. #snowpocalypse

    serious question: why do people stock up on bread and milk in the snow? why not other stuff like bacon and crisps

    Why do people stock up on milk eggs & bread before a storm? How far is that really gonna get you? Ima get beer steaks & stuff to make tacos.

    Why do people feel they need to stock up on bread just because of snow? I'm telling you, bagel bites, poptarts and liquor. You'll be fine.

    Why do people tend to buy milk and bread when there's a winter storm? Fuck y'all, point me towards the hot pockets and smartfood popcorn.

    Why do people buy so much milk and bread when it snows? Why not pizza

    Before a snow storm, why do people immediately buy milk and bread? Both are boring. Much cooler options available such as Pez and Capri Sun.

    Why do people rush to the store to get bread and milk when it snows, I say buy all the alcohol 🍻

    Of course, there is one thing you can do with all of those items.

    Why do people stock up on milk, bread, and eggs when it's going to snow? Does snow make you crave french toast?

    Enjoy!!!!!