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30 Things That Happen When You're A Total Klutz

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1. Store displays are out to get you.

2. You can't be trusted with anything that is made of glass or is at all breakable.

4. "You break it, you buy it" has been a very real threat in your life.


5. You only have a new phone for a day or two before it looks like this.

6. You are usually the reason people say things like, "This is why we can't have nice things."


11. You are a danger to yourself and those around you when you wield any heavy objects.


14. Because you possess the unique ability to trip over a completely flat surface!

16. You knew exactly how to position yourself so that you had ZERO chance of being near a ball.

"I'll play outfield! But like waaaaaaaaaaay way outfield."


20. You've probably fallen down stairs.


26. If you haven't broken a bone or gotten at least a few stitches, it is a goddamn miracle.

27. Ice is not your friend.