1. Natural vs. unnatural light:
2. ESPECIALLY when you're contouring:
3. This risk:
4. Having to act like you're not just stocking up on the free stuff:
After you get a free sample and you pretending you might actually buy it
5. When your phone refuses to cooperate:
When your makeup looks bomb af but you can't get any good selfies
6. When your body is working against you:
when you have to sneeze right after doing your mascara
7. Finger vs. toe nail polish retention:
Nail polish on my fingernails: *chips off when I sneeze* Nail polish on my toenails: *survives a nuclear war*
8. How willpower is a joke, tbh:
9. (Which is a problem)
10. The elusive smokey eye:
11. Or the winged eyeliner struggle:
12. When the last step goes wrong:
13. Working through the heat:
14. How no one seems to grasp this concept?
15. When no long-lasting lipstick can prevent this:
16. How it's like your face never itches until your makeup is done:
when your eyebrow is itchy, but you can't do anything bc you'll scratch the fleek away so you just sit there like
17. Trying to keep a neat vanity:
Before getting ready vs after
18. DECISIONS.
19. This fear:
My worst fear 😩😖
20. Every damn time this happens:
when you go to put your mascara brush back in the tube but you miss 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
21. This tragedy:
22. When people who don't understand are trying to rush:
23. And this:
