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19 Questions You've Definitely Wanted To Ask Your Therapist

Have you Googled me, or....?

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1. Have you looked me up on Facebook?

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What about Twitter?

2. Do you know I've tried to find YOU on Facebook?

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Is that creepy?

3. Does anyone ever actually lie down on that couch?

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4. Do you ever just... zone out?

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5. What do you really think of me?

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6. Would we be friends if we just, like, met?

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7. Are you going to talk about this over drinks with your friends later?

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8. What are you writing down??

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9. Are my issues boring compared to your other patients'?

10. If I have nothing to talk about, are you judging me?

11. Do you think everything I do is a sign of something deeper?

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Honestly, the only reason I'm not wearing makeup today is I was just feeling lazy, I swear.

12. Do you really need to charge this much money?

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13. Do your feelings get hurt when patients "break up" with you?

14. Do you have favorite patients?

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....Am I one of them?

15. Where am I supposed to be looking right now?

16. Is it possible to talk *too much* at my own therapy session?

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17. How do you handle listening to people's problems all day?

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Honestly, are you OK?

18. Do YOU see a therapist?

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19. Can I give you a hug?

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