16. Elisabeth Moss got short, shaggy layers in the Late Night dressing room and was almost unrecognizable.
15. Bradley Cooper got a perm and everyone is still laughing.
*This was for a role, but still, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, etc.
12. Justin Bieber “grew” a “mustache” and no one smiled for at least one month.
Make it stop.
10. Beyonce hopped on the pixie train and members of the BeyHive LOST THEIR MINDS.
9. And then, after roughly five seconds, her breezy and beautiful bob caused another uproar.
8. Jennifer Hudson debuted a sleek crop and everyone else’s hair was instantly inadequate.
6. Julianne Hough made the unprecedented decision to actually LENGTHEN her hair and mystified the pixie-crazed world.
5. Kim Kardashian lightened up and no one knew what to believe anymore.
4. Michelle Obama got bangs and overshadowed the entirety of the inaugural ceremonies.
3. Rihanna showed up to the American Music Awards with her bejeweled doobie wrap and singlehandedly changed the game.
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- The CEO of Uber is investigating sexism and sexual harassment claims after a former employee said her reports were ignored.
- Geologists say they've discovered an eighth continent beneath New Zealand. "Zealandia" is 94% submerged underwater 🔎🌍
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat and the exchange was ~confusing~.