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24 Halloween Costumes That Definitely Shouldn't Exist

We're all better off just making our own.

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1. Sexy Lobster

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Because a sexy crab would be ridiculous.

2. Sassy Rick Grimes

Don't worry women of America, Walking Dead has your back this Halloween. #sassycostuming #sassyrickgrimes

Steven Lyons@stelyonsFollow

Don't worry women of America, Walking Dead has your back this Halloween. #sassycostuming #sassyrickgrimes

6:10 PM - 12 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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3. Very Cool Vampire

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Is it the jeans? It must be the jeans.

4. Sharknado

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One shark fin does not a sharknado make.

5. Twerk Suit

Yup! This is actually a thing. SMDH #HalloweenFail

Pebbles@PebblesBostonFollow

Yup! This is actually a thing. SMDH #HalloweenFail

6:35 PM - 18 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Can of Beans

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"Get a whiff"

7. Slipknot

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A best-seller for sure.

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8. Juggalo Mask

Are you kidding? A mask for someone who paints their face. Just paint your face & do your hair! LAZY! #halloweenfail

Ben McCully@McCullyFollow

Are you kidding? A mask for someone who paints their face. Just paint your face & do your hair! LAZY! #halloweenfail

11:53 AM - 13 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. Skeleboner

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Get it? Because a skeleton is made of bones? And bones sound like...? You get it.

10. Longuini & Meatballs

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;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

11. Dark Angle

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Acute choice.

12. Mourse Girl

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If Minnie Mouse had been a spy.

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13. Black Pants

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What a find!!!!

15. Ice Bucket Challenge

For those who fail the challenge. The #IceBucketChallenge is already a Halloween costume. http://t.co/i1tnPmBC08 ”

Alex Alexandrou@alexalexandrou1Follow

For those who fail the challenge. The #IceBucketChallenge is already a Halloween costume. http://t.co/i1tnPmBC08 ”

2:05 AM - 23 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

A+ sensitivity.

16. Breathalyzer

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LOL get ready to be the most popular dude at the party!

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17. Sexy Olaf

You know how everyone is like, "There is literally nothing sexier than a woman with a nose that could be mistaken for a carrot."

20. Pizza Slut

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Makes sense.

21. Sexy Ninja Turtles

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The shell is a purse!

22. Prisoner of Love

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Don't even tell anyone who you're dressed up as. They'll definitely know.

23. Naughty Nem-Oh

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"If you would like to see someone get animated."

24. Sexy Big Bird(s)

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Luckily, Big Bird is such a clear contender for sexification that there are multiple variations.

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