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    27 Bizarre Books You Won't Believe Actually Exist

    It takes all kinds.

    1. Yoga For Equestrians: A New Path For Achieving Union With The Horse*

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    *may be illegal

    Get it from Amazon for $17.02, Barnes and Noble for $28.14, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    2. Carma Sutra: The Auto-Erotic Handbook

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    For people with strong sex drives hahahahah get it, cars.

    Get it from Amazon for $47.56, Barnes and Noble for $10.60, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    3. Knit Your Own Cat

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    You'll never be alone!

    Get it from Amazon for $8.69, Barnes and Noble for $12.54, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    4. Crafting With Cat Hair

    Via pleated-jeans.com

    Bonus points if you use the skills from the previous book to craft a new cat out of cat hair.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.89, Barnes and Noble for $11.29, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    5. Knitting With Dog Hair

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    Don't worry, if dogs are more your thing you can still get in on the fun.

    Get it from Amazon for $17.61, Barnes and Noble for $13.95, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    6. The Relaxed Rabbit: Massage For Your Pet Bunny

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    And we haven't forgotten you, bunny lovers.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.94, Barnes and Noble for $9.95, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    7. Extreme Ironing

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    (Do not attempt with hand steamers.)

    Get it from Amazon for $2.52 or Barnes and Noble for $11.10.

    8. Old Tractors And The Men Who Love Them

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    How lovely for them.

    Get it from Amazon for $2 or Barnes and Noble for $14.95.

    9. If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open?

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    WELL???!?!

    Get it from Amazon for $6.64, Barnes and Noble for $8.99, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    10. If The Devil "Made" You Do It, You Blew It!

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    Could stand for a little less judgment in those scare quotes, LORRAINE.

    Get it from Amazon for $4.30 or Barnes and Noble for $7.99.

    11. Be Bold With Bananas

    Via sadanduseless.com

    A sentiment you don't hear enough. (Of notorious "Banana Candle" fame.)

    Get it from Amazon here.

    12. How To Avoid Huge Ships

    amazon.com

    A pressing concern!!!

    Get it from Amazon here or Barnes and Noble for $8.17.

    13. Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself

    amazon.com

    "Yeah, I guess I'd say my main interests are reality television, urban gardening, and building coffins. Wait, don't go, they're FANCY coffins!!!!"

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95, Barnes and Noble for $14.95, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    14. Make Your Own Sex Toys

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    "Oh wait did I mention I also carve dildos out of wood?"

    Get it from Amazon for $14.12, Barnes and Noble for $14.95, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    15. The Beginner's Guide To Sex In The Afterlife

    amazon.com

    Oh thank goodness.

    Get it from Amazon for $7.48, Barnes and Noble for $10.02, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    16. A Passion For Donkeys

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    #same

    Get it from Amazon for $3.13 or Barnes and Noble for $25.25.

    17. Learning To Play With A Lion's Testicles: Unexpected Gifts From The Animals Of Africa

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    Starting to notice an alarming theme.

    Get it from Amazon for $15.95, Barnes and Noble for $15.95, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    18. Cum For Bigfoot, Volume One

    amazon.com

    For sure the sexiest of all folklore monsters.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99 or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    19. The Best Dad Is A Good Lover

    amazon.com

    OH MY GOD GROSS MOM AND DAD, YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE.

    Get it from Amazon for $4.79 or Barnes and Noble for $1.75.

    20. The Pocket Book Of Boners

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    Is that a joke book in your pocket or are you just happy to see me aaaahahahaha.

    Get it from Amazon here.

    21. My Darling, My Hamburger

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    Hold up, what did you just call me?

    Get it from Amazon for $6.87, Barnes and Noble for $7.36, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    22. Who Cares About Elderly People?

    Via boredpanda.com

    Eh.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.67 or Barnes and Noble for $7.99.

    23. Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power

    amazon.com

    Ladies! Don't be wasting that brain power on other, non-boob-related issues!

    Get it from Amazon for $20.

    24. Pet Goats & Pap Smears

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    I'm listening...

    Get it from Amazon for $9.98, Barnes and Noble for $16.99, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    25. Does God Ever Speak Through Cats?

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    Do I believe that god is this old man with a white beard sitting up in some cloud? No. Do I think he's an all-powerful and omniscient being who communicates with us through domestic animals that are easily distracted by laser pens and cardboard boxes ? I mean, yeah, probably.

    Get it from Amazon for $12.95 or Barnes and Noble for $9.99.

    26. The Bible Cure For Irritable Bowel Syndrome

    amazon.com

    Finally.

    Get it from Amazon for $6.99, Barnes and Noble for $6.99, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    27. Be Your Own Dick: Private Investigating Made Easy

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    Actually, this one seems on the up and up.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.95 or Barnes and Noble for $12.