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    15 Outstanding Works Of Literature Ruined In One Sentence

    Spoiler alert! Seriously.

    1. William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet

    Spoiler alert: It doesn't work out for these two.

    2. John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men

    Spoiler alert: George shoots Lennie in the head.

    3. William Golding's Lord of the Flies

    Spoiler alert: The kids murder a kid.

    4. William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying

    Spoiler alert: All the identities collapse.

    5. Toni Morrison's Beloved

    Spoiler alert: History is sorrow.

    6. Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice

    Spoiler alert: They get over their issues.

    7. Junot Díaz's The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

    Spoiler alert: Oscar dies.

    8. Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita

    Spoiler alert: He's a goddamn pedophile.

    9. Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird

    Spoiler alert: Juries are racist.

    10. George Orwell's 1984

    Spoiler alert: You can't beat Big Brother.

    11. Vergil's Aeneid

    Spoiler alert: Aeneas bounces, so Dido kills herself.

    12. Nathaniel Hawthorne's The Scarlet Letter

    Spoiler alert: The preacher is the baby-daddy.

    13. Herman Melville's Moby Dick

    Spoiler alert: The whale wins.

    14. Gustave Flaubert's Madame Bovary

    Spoiler alert: Emma sleeps around, then takes arsenic and dies.

    15. Sophocles' Oedipus Rex

    Spoiler alert: Oedipus fucks his mom.

    Shoutout to the nerd who spoiled the Bible for his help.

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