1. This innkeeper doesn’t mess around.
2. Word up, Ishmael.
3. More like “Call me Practical.”
5. Stubb has his priorities in order.
8. He’s got an active imagination.
9. They’re so mean on this ship :(
11. Ishmael is not superstitious, “but I consider the Commodore’s interview with that whale as providential.” Ya reap whatchya sow, Commodore.
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