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    12 Types Of Food Improved By Famous Philosophers

    Foodlosophy gives you literal food for thought. I think, therefore I ham.

    1. Plato's Potatoes

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    You get half a potato, and then you spend the rest of your life looking for the other half.

    2. Francis Bacon

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    Only cooks with induction.

    3. The Hegel Bagel

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    The absolutely ideal breakfast food.

    4. I Can't Believe It's Not Judith Butler

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    You won't notice that you've been coerced into eating it because other options will seem unintelligible.

    5. Chicken Marxala

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    First as tragedy, then as carbs.

    6. Ham Hock Derrida

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    Deconstructed pig.

    7. Nietzsche's Peaches

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    For those times that you want to take the same bite for eternity.

    8. John Stuart Dill Pickles

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    Please form some spontaneous generalizations about these pickles.

    9. Confucian Bluefin

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    When coarse rice to eat, water to drink, and your bended arm for a pillow are not enough.

    10. Henry David Thoroatmeal Cookies

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    Let cool, then serve in a bare-bones cabin in the Massachusetts wilderness.

    11. Swanson's Chicken Soup Locke

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    Broth — because in the beginning, your soup is a blank slate, too.

    12. Apple Sartrelets

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    Pan is condemned to be free.

    HT "Heidegger's hamburgers" nerd.

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