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    Posted on Jul 5, 2014

    18 Reasons Why Elaine From "Seinfeld" Is The Misandrist We All Aspire To Be

    GET OUT.

    1. When she thinks a man won't understand what she's saying, she simplifies her language to make sure he does.

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    2. She holds men to exacting standards, and punishes them when they fail.

    3. She sets traps into which she knows men will fall.

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    4. She knows how to put a man in his place.

    5. Even if her comeback is terrible, she will still attempt to put a man in his place.

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    6. She knows that sometimes, the best way to make a man look foolish is to agree with him.

    7. Occasionally, when a man has disappointed her, she knows it may be best not to waste her breath.

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    8. She takes "I have a fiancé" to new and more insulting levels.

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    9. She reveals womanly truths like they are daggers to the male gut.

    10. She doesn't let men get away with things.

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    Including the semi-anonymous men sitting next to her on planes.

    11. She comes up with excuses not to talk to men.

    12. She knows her own amusement is more important than what a man has to say.

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    13. She has been threatened by a man, and she has Binaca'd that man in the face.

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    14. She knows her strength.

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    15. She calls 'em like she sees 'em.

    16. She recognizes men's flaws.

    17. Yes, she had to have the big salad.

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    18. BOW DOWN

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    You are a queen, Elaine. Nay, a goddess.

    This post originally stated that Elaine pepper-sprayed Joe Davola, but as a commenter noted, she actually used Binaca because she's resourceful like that.

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