Sick of Santa Claus? Time to start waiting for one of his much-more-interesting folklore helpers! One of them, an Alpine goat demon bastard known as The Krampus, would like to have a few words with some of your children.
Hilarious mock news piece.
Borderline illiteracy or avant-garde poetry? Find out for yourself.
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