April 2, 2020
"I just spent 13 hours with eight patients on ventilators. By the end of my shift, there were only five."
Seguimos extrañando a Heath.
Teen movies make the world go 'round!
Employees At Office Depot Stores Don’t Think They’re Providing Essential Services During The Coronavirus Pandemic. They Still Have To Go To Work Anyway.
“We’re getting a bunch of people who are kind of just bored shopping,” one employee said.
HBO is encouraging people to #StayHomeBoxOffice with dozens of FREE series, documentaries, and movies on HBO Now & HBO Go starting April 3.
The Something Navy blogger has become the unwitting poster child for what not to do in a pandemic. Here's how we got here.
"We have to become careful with whose pain and how much pain we can take on."
Karlie Kloss Opened Up About Her Marriage To Joshua Kushner (AKA Ivanka Trump's Brother-In-Law), And It Makes A Lot Of Sense
"My heart often is telling me exactly what I need to hear. And I didn’t always listen to it."
Very cat. Much purrs.
The video chat app offered $1M for info on who was spreading rumors it was being hacked.
Like most things, not tweeting is always a good idea.
"Congrats! You’ve unlocked the Ryan Reynolds Fan Club Mint Level membership status."
Amazon said employees who test positive for the coronavirus get two weeks paid leave, but those sent home with a fever should use paid time off if they have it or take unpaid leave if they don’t.
Before the pandemic began, the systems that govern our world were brittle. Today, they are broken. When we emerge, the world will be different, and so will we.
Ahorita vengo, voy a ver "The Office" por 20ava vez.
You're watching Disney Channel.
People with no COVID-19 symptoms may be spreading the disease — but big questions remain about how much they are driving the pandemic.
"I'm gonna axe this guy and throw him in the river."
"It is important to reiterate that health care workers have been on the front lines battling infection and disease here in the city for centuries."
"I'll be there for youuuu..."
"It is at best a thinly veiled excuse to draw customers into the store so they buy more nonessential products,” said one Jo-Ann store manager.
In college, Adderall gave me a sense of focus that felt sublime. Then I OD'ed. (An excerpt from Attention: A Love Story)
These guys are putting on shirts while doing handstands and meanwhile I'm not even wearing pants.
"I can't look you in the ~eye~ and tell you that I love you." – Brad Womack
This one goes out to everyone who's suddenly in the apartment with their roommates 24/7.
This Teacher Got Mad At A Student For Vaping During Online Class, But He Was Just Drinking From A Hydro Flask And The TikTok Is Hilarious
"He's vaping...ON A ZOOM! Is that smart, Cam?! Do you hear me?!"
"I have never seen this parking lot sooo full... not even on Black Friday!"
The lesson: Do not leave your knife sculpture lying around.
Si tu pareja todavía habla regularmente con su ex, ¿es una infidelidad?
Who will be your royal guest?
Ted y Ross son BÁSICAMENTE EL MISMO PERSONAJE
Ya estoy llorando.
Los tigres NO son mascotas y no te tomes fotos con ningún cachorro de tigre :(
Me-time, but upgrade it.
Con un poco de esfuerzo, en realidad es bastante fácil ser ecológico.
Let's spread some appreciation for the awesome TV and film parents out there!
Los bigotes más famosos de Hollywood.
Twitter Just Took Down 9,000 Accounts Pushing Coronavirus Propaganda Praising The Government Of The United Arab Emirates
The network, parts of which were taken down last year, also attacked the UAE's rivals in the Middle East.
Yes, brunch can determine your future.
"You came to me in a dream, you had on a very interesting ballet outfit, and you were dancing in the dream."
Good luck getting me to wear anything else.
Matt Hancock Promised 100,000 Tests A Day As He Revamped The UK Government's Coronavirus Communications
The health secretary announced a new five-pronged approach to fight the pandemic, telling the nation "I'm going to level with you" on testing.
The FDA Is Easing Its Ban On Blood Donations From Gay And Bisexual Men Because Of The Coronavirus Pandemic
“The COVID-19 pandemic has caused unprecedented challenges to the US blood supply,” the FDA said Thursday.
What, like it's hard?!
Come shop this pretty good sale.
"Thirty, flirty, and thriving."
Your sundae can say a LOT about you.
Little upgrades that'll make your home *shine*!
🎵I hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and my cardigan. 🎵
Sometimes little things deserve a little recognition.
They want to provide tests not just for healthcare workers, but also for educators, firefighters, and police, initially in Dorset, with the aim of then rolling out across the UK.
A todos nos pega distinto una rola del álbum más reciente de Dua Lipa
Clear eyes, full hearts.
For all you human sloths.
I'll just stick to the kids menu, thanks.
This quiz is ~royally~ yummy.
A Guy Crashed His Wife's Live TV Report That Was Being Filmed In Their Backyard And It's Caused All Kinds Of Reactions
Don't worry, Josiah Smith said the "crash" actually happened during his wife Kristin's commercial break.
People Shared The Story Songs They Think Would Make Great Movies, And Every One's A Potential Blockbuster
"Hi, yes, one ticket to see Piano Man, please!" —Me in my dream future.
Families and friends around the world are remembering people who have died during the coronavirus pandemic. Read their stories here.
“It felt like a kick in the teeth.”
It's like your favorite author and narrator teamed up to tell you a bedtime story.
Rachel is a total Jessica.
Build a fortress.
Todavía puedes visitar el sitio más mágico de la Tierra... ¡desde tu sillón!
Whether more people should wear masks has become one of the fiercest debates of the coronavirus pandemic. New data about how the virus spreads may be tipping the scales.
Everything is under £20!
Keep calm and carry a really nice purse.
Forgive them, for they know not what they do.
You probably won't be shocked to learn that nobody is in agreement.
Because we all have a ton of time on our hands now.
Do you think of Lady Bird or Little Women for Saoirse Ronan and Timothée Chalamet?
We all know brown sugar cinnamon is superior.
In case you need a break and just want to laugh.
You seem like a total jock.
Ingredient substitutions, Instant Pot and slow cooker conversions, and essential storage hacks.
These 49 Cool Things People Created While Quarantined Prove That Staying Home Doesn't Have To Be Boring
"I started a podcast with my 99-year-old aunt. She is feeling pretty scared and isolated. It helps us learn new things!"
These are kinda brilliant.
Boris Johnson Is Looking For A UK Lockdown Exit Strategy, But Ministers And Experts Disagree On How To Do It
“This is the biggest question people are asking, but there are no clear answers yet.”
"The best way to stay hopeful is to look within yourself."
Slide into slippers, sneakers, and other comfy kicks indoors.
The Family Of A UK Health Worker Who Died Of The Coronavirus Say He Was "Let Down" Over Protective Equipment
“The NHS have lost a valid member. He will leave a massive hole in our hearts.”
"While we are not out there saving lives, we wanted to do our own little bit and make a few people smile."
This Idaho Chiropractor Was Running Ads On Facebook Falsely Claiming Silver Prevents The Coronavirus
Only after being alerted did Facebook remove the page.
Choose Between These Adorable Animals To Discover Which Tomorrow X Together Member Should Be Your Bias
"Let's play forever I just wanna be a dog!"
*Crosses fingers for Isabelle*
Ryan Reynolds Was Asked If He Missed Male Company While Being Quarantined With All Women And His Response Was Perfect
"I do not miss masculine company at all."
NAME 👏THAT 👏KIM! 👏
BRB, making crème brûlée in my Instant Pot.
Mason Disick Called Jeffree Star "Spoiled AF" During Another TikTok Livestream, And So Jeffree Dragged Him And Kylie Jenner On Twitter
"Jeffree Star is, like, spoiled AF."
Reason one: They've really gone off with their WFH playlists
HM Revenue and Customs officials repeatedly told businesses in a web seminar that employees who started a new job in March *were* entitled to receive 80% of their wages — but the department later said this was an “error”.
A rose is a rose is a rose.
Because we never thought we'd be working full-time from our childhood bedroom.
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road.
The UK Government's 24-Hour U-Turn On Coronavirus Testing Is Revealed In Its "Lines To Take" For Ministers
On Wednesday, ministers were told to say World Health Organisation advice on testing didn't apply to the UK. On Thursday, they were told to say testing "is the government's top priority".
We'll Give You A Negative Review From Rotten Tomatoes And You Try To Guess Which Disney Movie It's Talking About
Who gave Grumpy a Rotten Tomatoes account?
"Damn the detail level is heckin good."
Kate was lying awake at 3am worrying about the coronavirus — and decided to make this cake instead.
Soon you won't be able to imagine your daily routine without them.
This Man’s Dry Cough Is So Bad He Needs Help With A Puffer At Night. He’s Stuck In Detention As COVID-19 Spreads.
“I feel extremely weak. I'm worried that my vulnerable body is unable to handle the coronavirus.”
Shoutout to my fellow lazy cleaners!
Taylor's incredible acts of kindness continue!
Are you more street smart or people smart?
Accio glass of water.
Some of these are actually pretty good!
Hailey and Claire are in EIGHTH GRADE?!
The most scientific quiz you'll ever take.
If you pass this quiz, you bow to no one.
Right wing media figures and groups are using the wall-to-wall coverage of COVID-19 to claim there was never any need for urgent climate action.
That boy ain't right, but these ain't wrong.
Lights, Camera, Action. 😍
Honestly, I wouldn't trust us with Kinder Eggs either.
“Life is a journey to be experienced, not a problem to be solved.”
Yer a wizard!
Dolores Umbridge would hate this quiz because it's chock-full of lies.
Yes, there are people out there who haven't seen it!
The 52-year-old was also known for his songwriting for the TV series Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
They started off so well!
A train engineer at the Port of Los Angeles targeted the hospital ship because he thought it was "suspicious" and wanted to "wake people up," federal prosecutors said.
Baby Yoda cookies > cookies shaped like literally any other thing on Earth.
"I was like, 'Okay, does that just mean I can't be an actor? What does that mean?'"