March 3, 2020
This post will be updated as results come in.
Senators Insist They Will Be Fine During A Coronavirus Outbreak And Won’t Need To Shut Down Congress
“Speaking for the octogenarians that are here, most of us are pretty fit,” said Kansas Sen. Pat Roberts.
Australia Says It Won’t Release Files On The Death Of A Young Man Sent To Nauru Because It’s Not Important To The Public
“The subject matter of the documents does not seem to have the character of public importance.”
Aussies Have Been Stockpiling Toilet Paper In Response To The Coronavirus — Here Are The Best Tweets About It
No, but seriously — anyone got some TP to spare?
"I actually was confused."
Washing your hands and minimizing exposure to public spaces is a much more effective way of preventing contamination.
Me, washing my hands: ♫ "Why men great 'til they gotta be great?" ♫
An Asian Student Said He Was Beaten Up By Men Who Yelled "I Don’t Want Your Coronavirus In My Country"
Police in London described the attack as "a racially aggravated assault."
In today's edition: A disastrous lack of testing in the US, the growing economic impact, and the pope tests negative.
Super candidates for Super Tuesday.
"As I walked faster, they walked faster."
“You're the shuckiest shuck-faced shuck there ever was.”
Contagion was the 270th most-watched Warner Bros. film in December. So far in 2020, it is the second most watched.
Add some toppings!
The information clampdown on WeChat and YY likely made the spread of the virus worse.
Your encyclopedia to Bad Bunny's boricua references and slang.
Mary Poppins would approve of these items.
It's the truth, I swear.
The CEO of the Misk Initiatives Center, accused of passing personal information on anonymous Twitter users to a Saudi official, signed an agreement to place 16 trainees at UNESCO.
I Rode The Train With Andrew Yang On Super Tuesday And He Said He’s Considering Running For Mayor Of New York
Joe Biden is trying to get in touch, Yang said. And he’s been texting with Pete Buttigieg.
Tourist hotspots around the globe are seeing a dramatic decrease in visitors due to ongoing concerns over the spread of the coronavirus.
*"accidentally" sends entire list to friends*
Because the real love story is between the bride and the dress.
Something new, something blue.
They were going on dates for 16 hours a DAY!!!
PSA: Bretman Rock is not verse.
More couples, more drama.
"Tornado or not, there was really very little that would stop me from trying to get out to the polls today," a woman who voted for Elizabeth Warren said.
You're definitely summer.
I'm geeking the heck out.
Presenting a hotel porch that made me realize how...desperately I want a porch.
Toilet paper is in high demand.
I've gotta HAND it to them...their videos are amazing.
After decades of raising questions about our national baggage, Oprah has recently become the center of controversy herself.
Making the outdoors even greater...one shopping trip at a time.
Saving the planet, one beautiful thing at a time.
Are you more like a Kardashian or an NCIS agent?
#TBT a cuando Emily Blunt y Michael Bublé estaban felizmente enamorados.
You only have to stop buying new clothes when you run out of room for them, right? (Asking for a friend...)
*everyone shouts at the same time*
Seeing is believing!
Michael Bloomberg’s Top Mayoral Staff Used A Private Email Server And He Still Won’t Release Their Emails
“There is a responsibility to the public to turn over these records,” the current New York City mayor’s office says.
There's a stunning lack of vision and ambition on display from someone who should be most familiar with the importance of both.
De April Ludgate a una perturbada asesina en serie. ¿Quién se lo habría imaginado?
Valiente como Gryffindor, fuerte como Osadía.
"The only way that I can actually make you feel it is for you to see it."
This quiz is super ~soft~.
Senators Are Probing Clearview AI On The Use Of Facial Recognition By Gulf States And International Markets
Following reporting from BuzzFeed News, Sen. Ed Markey slammed Clearview for its “unacceptable” responses to a prior letter and asked how its facial recognition technology might lead foreign governments to “suppress their citizens.”
Hickory dickory dock!
Lauren And Cameron From "Love Is Blind" Shared How They Practice Empathy In An Interracial Relationship
"Listen to what they have to say, what their experience is like in the world. Try to educate yourself the best you can to their background."
You'll wonder what you ever did without them!
Bloomberg insisted he’s not dropping out of the race and grew irritated when asked if he was taking votes away from Joe Biden.
Just a few little things to brighten up these bleak winter months.
An ode to Winnie the Bish, the best prankster of all time.
"North West wishes." — Tinashe
"Welcome to the O.C., bitch!"
Dato: ¡Jennifer Aniston no envejece!
¡A protegerse, pues!
¿Te has preguntado si eres muy intenso en la cama? Tal vez eres meh y no sabes...
¡No desperdicies! Con una pequeña ayudadita, tus cosas ¡todavía sirven!
BRB, trying the pizza hack.
I think it's time to adult without adult supervision
They also spoke about the doubts they've experienced in their relationship and gave an update on how their marriage is doing now.
Jared Mollenkof has spent countless hours trying to convince voters Elizabeth Warren can win. “I was ready to gamble a lot of money on her being president.”
Andrew Scott is just the perfect Giles.
Let's get cooking 🔥.
“This country is going to get through coronavirus, no doubt at all, and get through it in good shape,” Boris Johnson said.
Same story, different mediums.
"The itsy-bitsy spider..."
Are you okay with this?
If You Can Match These Flags Without The Correct Colors To The Countries They Belong To, You're Smarter Than 99% Of The Population
These inverted colors are majorly confusing!
Make your home a place you actually want to live.
Running for president is a weird and lonely experience. At least Bernie Sanders and Amy Klobuchar, two salty candidates, had their own kind of friendship.
"Busted broke up. We thought it was all the Jonas Brothers’ fault."
Iran has the third-highest number of coronavirus cases outside of China, but the second-highest number of deaths.
Defence adviser Lynn Davidson had confronted Boris Johnson's chief aide over his "unkindness". Now she's leaving the government.
An Emboldened Joe Biden Made His Case To Super Tuesday Voters With A Raft Of Endorsements Behind Him
Biden received endorsements from Amy Klobuchar, Pete Buttigieg, and Beto O'Rourke, and made his case to a distinctly more animated crowd in Texas on Monday.
PFAS chemicals, which have turned up in drinking water in cities across the US, have been linked to non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma and kidney, testicular, prostate, breast, liver, and ovarian cancers.
The Wigan MP shared her thoughts on the treatment of women in the Labour leadership contest, her brutal assessment of the government's performance to date, and revealed she's up to date on her Lisa Nandy memes.
Something's gotta give.
😴= You without your coffee
One-third of delegates will be at stake in elections across 15 states and territories on Tuesday.
Cute shoes you can actually walk in!
Seven years after their breakup, Harry has finally opened up about being the presumed subject of 1989.
"[Watching Tangled with my Daughter] Daughter: do you think Rapunzel buys her shampoo at Costco?"
I dare you to tell me you didn't start craving fruit after reading this post.
Make your geography and civics teachers proud.
You better watch it!
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Former Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay Doesn't Think "The Bachelor" Franchise Will Last Without Some Major Changes
"The show is either going to have to change or it's gonna end."
You're welcome, have at 'em.
Do the cashier a solid and save everyone some time.
When I stop procrastinating, it's over for all of you.
I'm still not over Tony Stark's death, tbh.
Can we get it egg-zactly right?
An excuse to spend money on myself? Yes please!
Australian Associated Press (AAP) newswire will cease to exist on June 26. The shock announcement has left the media industry reeling.
Sure, get soaking wet. See if we care.
Kanye's not the only musically talented one in the family.
I think I've died and gone to chocolate heaven.
Are you more like a pavlova or a Tim Tam?
Allow us to cycle through all of the cycles.
I don't know about you, but a beach vacation sounds *pretty* good to me right now.
Joe Biden is amassing centrist support ahead of Super Tuesday. Progressives who haven’t already backed Bernie Sanders aren’t ready to go there yet for his campaign.
It's easier than you think.
Attention food in the fridge! Your days are numbered.
Can you feel the love tonight?
"I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble."
Do you pee in the shower?
At one point, they were ALL baby.
After activist investor firm Elliott Management announces it has amassed about $1 billion in shares of Twitter, employees have started to sound off.
The man whose allegations sparked an investigation into an alleged bribes-for-visas scheme never heard from investigators.
Are you pretty decent, or do you need to retake driver's ed?
Call the shots.
Yes, that's correct. You can really and truly own these things.
Disney! Pixar! Hunting human beings for sport!
Get your spaceship ready.
Not a thing over three tenners.
This feels like something straight out of a Hollywood movie.
Food and wine or culture and lifestyle?
You're a star ⭐
The veteran anchor said that after a conversation with NBC, he decided to step down and apologized on air Monday for his remarks about women's appearances.
Australia Sent A Young Gay Man To Detention On A Tiny Island. He Died. Australia Says It’s The Island’s Problem.
Australia: This is a matter for Nauru. Nauru: We're not holding an inquest.
Nine common concerns you shouldn’t stress out about.
My favourite dessert for obvious reasons.
Here's a running list of all the other major cancellations.
I am SO glad the real world has calculators.
Little things to make your pet's life easier (and yours, too).