March 16, 2020
Dear Diary, it's Day 2 of self-quarantine.
It's all in the details.
"Over 45% of parenting is just yelling, 'WHERE DID ALL THE SPOONS GO?!'"
Want to see a professional wrestler make their entrance with no fans reacting?
"That's my b*tch."
While you're chilling on the beach, but 2NE1 says come back home...
"It's just a song, it's just a song, it's just a song...A SONG ABOUT PING PONG!!!!"
There's NOTHING to do!
I would — I cannot stress this enough — die protecting her.
Some fear the surge in Amazon orders has created a potential internal health crisis as warehouse workers fulfill orders from customers who are now in self-isolation.
Julie Andrews and Channing Tatum talking about filming nude scenes? Iconic.
“It’s pretty heartbreaking to have mixed emotions about what’s supposed to be the happiest day of your life,” said one groom.
This year will break the tradition of the gala occurring on the first Monday of May.
“Please take care of each other, keep your distance, and stay healthy!” Kristofer Hivju wrote on Instagram.
Food, truly glorious food.
Incluindo os clássicos "Que cavalo de roupinha é você?" e "Você é gado demais?".
Sim, o David Bowie já participou de "Bob Esponja".
Photos from one grocery store in Michigan offer insight into how people are coping with the ongoing pandemic.
We all deserve to laugh at some gay tweets.
As more schools close, here are useful resources for parents, kids, and teachers.
"Eu olhei pra minha mãe e disse: 'Vou raspar o cabelo por ela.'"
From N.K. Jemisin’s The City We Became to a YA novel about Mozart’s sister.
Naomi Campbell foi ao aeroporto vestida com um traje de proteção totalmente icônico e postou tudo Instagram
Eu aspiro chegar nesse nível de exagero.
Are you a movie buff?
"É um momento muito assustador, mas precisamos fazer sacrifícios sociais agora."
Tem pra todos os gostos.
The Invisible Man, Trolls World Tour, Emma, and The Hunt are coming soon to a television near you.
It's the introvert's time to shine, baby!
Based on the evidence, "PCOS hormone balancing tea" neither helps nor harms. But the online community around it reflects a bigger problem with women's health.
Privacy advocates are alarmed over the search giant’s new COVID-19 screening portal.
Are you Monopoly, Life, Candy Land, or Clue?
Todo mundo concorda que bichos são a companhia perfeita, né?
The UK Only Realised "In The Last Few Days" That Its Coronavirus Strategy Would "Likely Result In Hundreds of Thousands of Deaths"
Scientists advising the government say an aggressive new approach adopted to attempt to "suppress" the virus may have to be in place for 18 months.
Companhias aéreas mudam política por conta de pandemia. Saiba como resolver.
Welcome, everything is fine.
Because pooping is funny.
Los Angeles Is Releasing Inmates Early And Arresting Fewer People Over Fears Of The Coronavirus In Jails
Law enforcement agencies across the county have cut down the average number of daily arrests from 300 a day to just 60 over the weekend.
“Temporarily changing our routine is absolutely necessary to slow the spread of this pandemic,” a public health officer said.
A Man's Remix Of Cardi B Saying "Coronavirus" Is Giving People Some Much-Needed Relief — And It's A Bop
"For me to see everyone dancing, smiling, and not living in fear ... that's the greatest thing I can do."
“From what we can gather from the clauses in our insurance, if there’s not an order to close, none of us get any payout.”
So, what's it gonna be?
"One of my good friends pointed out to me I could starve to death because I don't know how to cook," the former New York City mayor said.
As the coronavirus continues to spread in New York City, many of the city's cultural institutions and landmarks have gone quiet.
Entendendo a diferença entre essas duas palavrinhas super utilizadas.
No car? No problem!🚶♀️
Aqueles fones de ouvido sem fio são maravilhosos, mas tem muito mais.
This Huge Influencer Is Getting Tested For The Coronavirus And Bringing Her 1.3 Million Followers Along For It
The blogger behind Something Navy is showing her 1.3 million followers what getting tested for COVID-19 is actually like.
“We're offering — if anyone is stuck — to find volunteers and get emergency supplies to people if they need it,” the chief executive of HIV Scotland told BuzzFeed News.
You might just fall in love.
Not everything lives up to the hype.
Some people never fail to amaze me.
If you're stuck at home, why not get some culture?
Hulu's March titles are perfect for some binge-watching.
A small group of renegades want to steal a million chickens from an industrial farm in the middle of the night — but they'll need some help.
Ohio's Governor Recommended His State Move Tuesday's Presidential Primary Because Of The Coronavirus
Ohio may still be required to hold its primary, however, and other states with presidential primaries Tuesday — Arizona, Florida, and Illinois — are moving forward.
The immigrants include a 48-year-old Jamaican woman with a progressive liver disease who has been told she has only 10 to 12 years to live.
In today's edition of Quarantine Today, more and more of us are finding ourselves at home these days — whether it's mandatory WFH or self-quarantine, we've got you covered!
Just some little, life-improving finds.
"Eels up inside ya…"
Teachers Say Their Schools Will Become “Breeding Grounds” For Coronavirus Without Government Support
The government has said that schools will stay open as it steps up measures to tackle coronavirus — but teachers say they don't have the money or resources to halt the spread.
O clássico fofinho, prático, rápido e delicioso.
„Entschuldige dich nicht bei uns dafür.“
Quarantined Italians Who Didn't Take The Coronavirus Seriously Made Videos They Wish They Could've Given Themselves 10 Days Ago
Stay home...you're not the only person in the world.
"This morning I got some test results back for coronavirus, and it came back positive."
It's funny because it's true.
Are you like the Queen or are you more Prince Harry?
The Percy Jackson books just deserved a better movie adaptation overall.
Living your best life, but on a budget.
Here are a few ways to help others during this pandemic.
Uma piada de WhatsApp ganhou o palco e deu bem errado.
Pretty much any Garth Brooks song, TBH.
"I want to be your audience!"
These inspired me so much, my apartment is getting a full makeover as we speak.
Don't Believe Those Texts That Say The Federal Government Is Going To Use The Stafford Act To Quarantine The United States
Impossible to trace and difficult to debunk, rumors of a national quarantine are nevertheless false.
Your cat would *so* work at Limited Too.
Hilary Duff Has A Message For The "Millennial Assholes" Who Keep "Partying" Despite Coronavirus Warnings
"Stop killing old people, please."
For anyone who wants to infuse their space with a healthy dose of Vitamin Sea. 🌊🌊
Let's start from the beginning.
People should avoid pubs, clubs, and theatres, and work from home where possible to slow down the spread of the coronavirus, Boris Johnson said.
Medicare For All And Paid Sick Leave Are Often Dismissed As Impractical. Progressives Say The Coronavirus Proves They’re Not.
“They're practical, they're necessary, and we can afford them because the cost of not doing them is way more unaffordable.”
You're soup-er cool.
Things are not always as they seem.
Fill! That! Cart!
Treat yourself to a laugh or two.
Upgrade the best room in your home for less!
Pour one out for my man, Ludo Bagman.
Coffee machines, indoor gardens, meditation headbands, and more!
Mitt Romney Wants The Government To Give Every American Adult $1,000 During The Coronavirus Outbreak
A rare Mitt Romney–Andrew Yang alliance.
This Mother Took Her Son Out Of School To Protect His Father From Coronavirus. Now She Could Be Fined.
Exclusive: The woman told BuzzFeed News that schools need to “employ a bit of common sense”.
Personally, I don't like to share.
It shows us how fast an infection can spread.
It is the first time the Foreign Office has taken such a step.
Celebrities Are Practicing Social Distancing Because Of The Coronavirus — Here's How They're Spending Their Time
From Netflix bingeing to blanket forts, baking, and hanging out with adorable dogs, celebs are self-isolating just like us.
Previously, you'd cough to cover a fart, now you fart to cover a cough.
Atenção: foi quase nada.
*installs elevator foot buttons everywhere ASAP*
"No more restaurants, forget all that. Public gatherings, restaurants, gymnasiums are out the window. We stay home."
Tell us how you really feel about flower crowns.
Governo de SP anuncia agora que atividades culturais estão suspensas por 30 dias.
Do you think of Sean Astin from The Goonies or Stranger Things?
Misinformation, hoaxes, and snake oil cures have all been rampant online since the outbreak of the coronavirus.
What does your order say about you?
From concepts originating in leatherbound notebooks to writing songs on out-of-tune guitars and needing time off, here's everything Niall told BuzzFeed about his brand-new album.
Picturesque mountains, crisp air, and skies that look like they're basically from paintings. Here are some tips to help you get the most out of your trip.
Did you know that a magazine came up with Spice Girls' nicknames?
Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it sure can buy convenience.
Eggo cereal? Cheez Balls? What a time to be alive.
"We found her asleep in a porta-potty outside a food truck festival. "
Aber wenn doch nun mal die Sonne scheint :/
"Is it okay to fancy a chameleon?"
Or as I like to call it, "Work From Couch."
Home is not where you're from, it's where you belong.
Did we guess right?
Let's face it, these are incredible.
There's no reason to procrastinate now.
These kitchen products are a whole lot cheaper than culinary school.
If You've Seen "Beauty And The Beast" More Than 4 Times, Then You'll Definitely Be Able To Pass This A-Z Trivia Quiz
Use your intelligence and make Belle proud.
"Nice to meet ya! What's your name?" —Niall, when he first meets you and asks you on a date.
Products that may be smarter than you (sorry).
As Well As Improving Access For The Elderly And Vulnerable, Coles Are Hiring 5000 New Workers Due To COVID-19
They are one of many Australian grocers who have put measures in place today to provide better access for elderly and vulnerable people.
„Ich benutze definitiv kein Lesezeichen.“
Let’s settle some age old questions.
This is public service journalism at its finest.
"Housemates have been brought across the current situation."
Touching elbows: boring, clinical, lame. Vulcan salute: sexy, exciting, really freakin' cool.
"The storytelling was incredibly easy to follow and I often found myself so entranced by the book that I almost missed my stop on my commute to and from work!"
You look like you could use some retail therapy.
"It's a really scary time but we need to make social sacrifices right now."
Celebrities Are Asking Fans To Stay Home To Protect People From The Coronavirus And You Better Listen To Them
In case it isn't clear: Please stay home!
Are you Nano?
*DJ Khaled voice* Another one.
This Video Of Brandon Flowers From The Killers Washing His Hands Singing "Mr. Brightside" Will Make You Want To Rewash Yours
Don't come out of your cage and you'll do just fine!
Nothing will ever be as bad as the fake baby in American Sniper.
"He lasted about two seconds."
"Ohana means ___."
Child you is ~quaking.~
Because sometimes, you just need to let loose and learn to be a kid again.
Call me, beep me, if ya wanna reach me.
You gotta keep those eyes peeled!
"We are going to go down the exact same pathway as Italy did if he [Scott Morrison] does not take action."
Bernie Sanders said in the debate in DC that he would do the same "in all likelihood" if he won the Democratic primary.
After living in Hong Kong, I learned that small acts add up to large protections, and it’s the least we can do for those around us.
No, I can't just pick it off because I 👏🏼can 👏🏼still 👏🏼taste 👏🏼it.
Cancelling plans: best feeling ever.
There are plenty of great shows to watch while social distancing.
It includes "conferences, festivals, parades, concerts, sporting events, weddings, and other types of assemblies" for the next eight weeks.
Your breakfast order reveals a lot about you.
"I missed family since 2013. I know how it is hard [for] living people [who] separate from their families."
Solve *so* many of your storage problems.