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January 30, 2019

Shots shots shots shots shots!

Time to work your magic!

"Boys Like Girls: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin." xD

"We rode like the wind, to infinity and beyond."

Nothing, and I mean nothing, changes you like kids.

Cold enough for ya?

Okay well the guy who *plays* Voldemort has a hot nephew.

"Some of you were never the third friend that had to walk behind when the sidewalk is too narrow and it shows."

Estos patrones no se ven ni en la moda de alta costura.

"You have done well my child. Zoink."

"Don't you roll your eyes at me. You should be ashamed of yourself."

The government has refused to confirm or deny whether it has charged the WikiLeaks founder under seal.

Seriously, you won't believe HOW many things are on sale.

Love Target and 1D? Then you'll love this quiz!

The passenger reportedly caused WestJet to burn off and dump 20,000 pounds of fuel in order to land safely.

The company, represented by the law firm Alston & Bird, has received significant attention due to its reported connection to special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation.


Proud of you for getting your $H!+ together!

Incluindo meu primeiro Gradiente, cubo mágico, discman, walkman e telefones sem fio.

You've been there, trust me.

They caught him slippin’.

"He's not a 'thing!' I saved HIS life!"

"Bate, bate, eu vim te convidar".

Eu mereço ser ressarcida por todo o tempo que passei assistindo "O Sétimo Guardião" para ver o "BBB".

"How about all of the women that are accused of being liars and how she was slut shamed in front of the world, how about that?"

"I was just in a funk."

From cozy cashmere sweaters to Scrabble magnets to reusable and compostable beeswax wrap: an eclectic mix of some *really awesome* things.

"Bundy challenges all of our beliefs of what a serial killer should look like because he used his good looks and intelligence to hide his double life for far too long, and that is the focus of the film."

¿Eres más Malorie de 'Bird Box' o 100% Gracie Hart, de 'Miss Simpatía'?

“It’s good to know that the whip is now advisory and that it’s only pro-Europeans who get the sack under Jeremy Corbyn.”

¿Será el final para #Juliantina?

“Most if not all of these photographs were posted by Hadid without license or permission from the copyright holder.”

You don't have to do this.

Are you single AF or boo'd up?

La importancia de consultar con un nativo antes de hacerse un tatuaje en otro idioma...


Being single isn’t S.O. bad.

The truth is in the tweets.

"Sex with me, so amazing..."

Wenn dein Konto leer ist und die ersten guten Vorsätze gescheitert sind, erhellen diese niedlichen Tiere deinen Februar. <3

Seguro creíste que te arrestarían por descargar canciones ilegalmente

Romy and Michele definitely didn't invent post-its, and you definitely don't have a hobby, so take a look to find your *thing*.

“It would not be fig leaf, it would be a fig tree.”

Terry Sanderson alleged that the Iron Man actor "skied out of control" and hit him in the back, causing a brain injury and four broken ribs.

Important information — the sorting hat had a penis, apparently...

Ihr seid immer füreinander da, ob es um einen Tampon geht oder darum, ordentlich zu lästern.

Alguien ya otórguele un doctorado.

Ab jetzt wird alles anders.

Eres todo un Carlitos.

„Du zerstörst damit eine Kinderseele.“

De acordo com a decisão, Lula poderá encontrar seus familiares em unidade militar do Estado de São Paulo. Imprensa não poderá acompanhar encontro.

My idols.

Es geht nicht ums Posen.

These pieces are practical and pretty... much the only things you need in your closet.

Você vai querer TODAS!

Always check your foreign language tattoos with a native speaker, people!

One young woman’s attempt to be so much more than a cautionary tale.

Each shade is unique.

Até ontem o MDB tentava viabilizar uma candidatura alternativa para o comando da Câmara, mas PT não quis apoiar Fábio Ramalho na disputa.

Em reunião, senadores do MDB arrancaram o compromisso de Simone Tebet não se lançar em candidatura avulsa à presidência do Senado e aceitaram o calendário de Renan, que só quer nome do MDB (no caso, o seu) divulgado após o Jornal Nacional de quinta-feira.

One of Bannon's ideas was to create the “Catholic Spectator”, a source said, adding that the magazine was on a “holy mission” to take on Pope Francis.

The most magical ears on Earth!

Extreme cold in the Midwest, Iran’s looming Instagram ban, a possible hate crime against a TV star. Your BuzzFeed News newsletter, Jan. 30.

Investigators say Grant Amato was kicked out of his parents' home after stealing their money to fund his porn addiction.


Tickst du mehr wie Trettmann, Bonez oder Capital Bra?


In the words of Samantha Jones, "I love you, but I love me more."

IKEA(イケア)に行くたびに買ってるSILL DILL(シル・ディル)。瓶入り酢漬けのニシンです。そのままはもちろん、パンに乗せるなどアレンジすれば、自宅でスウェーデン料理を楽しめます。



The Facebook Research app paid people as young as 13 $20 per month in order to access data, including web searches and emails.



There is so much out there for you beyond Vancouver, trust us.



Andy King is the real MVP.

Are you more of a Club Penguin or a Zack and Cody Pizza Party Pickup?

You literally can't lose.


♪ (Dark) Heart and soul, I fell in love with you. ♪

Are you more of a Malorie or a Margaret Tate?

Forecasters said temperatures in the region were expected to be colder than the North Pole and potentially break all-time records.

This way, your Majesty.


The Los Angeles mayor, who has traveled ahead of a potential run, said Tuesday night that he wants to stay in his current job.


...thank you?

Appointments are not included.

A real-time retelling of the classic Shakespearean tragedy where all the characters use social media and invite the audience to follow along.

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