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March 31, 2018

A word to the wise — don't run over mattresses.

Our society literally depended on landlines and the post office back then.

Thank you for being two friends.

Alrightyyyy then.

Can you not?

"If you could have dinner with any person living or dead, what Arby's would you go to?"

Are you more Dole Whip or Mickey Bar?

Are you more Kaiju or more King Kong?

優しい嘘もあるよ。

「はっぴいえんどは、僕の教師であり反面教師」「桑田佳祐と僕は、同じ列車に乗って同じ景色を見てきた」

"I wish." — Ryan Reynolds (2018)

Look, I know it's Easter, but...

You know, the drivers who make you go, "WHAT THE...?!"

"Husbands wishing to purchase products themselves must have written permission from their wives."

Which "dumb" baby are you?

“They’re not out to kill random innocent people, they’re thinking, ‘If we have to do this now, and this is the new normal, how can we take people off the planet that are making the planet a worse place?’” Drew Barrymore told BuzzFeed News. (Warning: Spoilers!)

Time to put that color vision to the test.

#aprilfoolsfail

Two apps, a money jar, and a new bullet journal addition actually saved me a whole lot of cash in just one month.

Bippity-boppity-boo!

You can't hide what's inside.

Here's hoping we get a MBB/Kardashian graphic novel.

The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement field office director from San Francisco said he's "horrified" people were offended by the image on his LinkedIn page.

"I’ve never encountered homophobia and she has."

Shawcroft will be replaced by the comedian and activist Eddie Izzard on Labour's ruling National Executive Committee.

"Being an adult means you have a favorite laundry basket."

Barr's claim on Friday that "Trump has freed so many children" from sex trafficking rings sounds very similar to the "QAnon" conspiracy theory she's previously tweeted about.

Real is real is real.

"It's my favorite thing about the whole show."

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

RIP to all the beauty blenders mistaken for chew toys by dogs.

Too good.

We all need a bit of fabulousness in our lives!

It's science.

THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION.

Michelangelo could NEVER.

No sunlight? No problem.

Did...did Gumball give Alan the balloon a blow job?

Her name is what and she's named after who?

Just because Gilmore Girls, Friends, Saved by the Bell, Twin Peaks, and countless others have been done, doesn't mean there aren't plenty of options left.

"I just don’t feel like there’s anything left to do, really."

Gerrit W. Gong and Ulisses Soares were appointed Sunday to the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, the second-highest governing body in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Don't worry, Warner still gets what he deserves: absolutely nothing.

"This Is Me" or "The Other Side"?

We run the world.

The two have had a rocky relationship in the past.

Seven is definitely blue, and nine is a dark purple, right?

What you need to know about constipation, diarrhea, and how stress and anxiety affect your bowel movements.

A SKITTLES VENDING MACHINE.

Well, at least they tried.

Can We Build It? No... we can't.

For the past eight months I have been living in Tehran, where my parents were born, and learning Farsi, the language I grew up listening to. But I’m not sure how much closer I feel to truly knowing this place, or myself.

"Being attracted to men means at some point in your life you've pretended to be interested in watching someone play video games." — Ancient Twitterian Proverb

These are the only marks you should leave on an animal.

"I, Alyson, am attracted to men, women, and people who identify in other ways."

"Death is near."

As two people desperately looking for pain-free lives, we'd stop at almost nothing to find a cure.

"You don't know the power of the Dark Side."

Tip #15: Get your head stuck in a dress and wonder if you will die and grow old in this changing room, with a polyester dress on your head and your holey underwear on show.

Everyone wants to go back to high school, right?

Chick-fil-A is on track to become the US's third-largest fast-food restaurant in the next few years.

There's nothing that a couple of jars and a clever labeling system can't fix!

Tarte Amazonian Clay foundation, Neutrogena Hydro Boost moisturizer, a winged eyeliner stamp, and seven other dope products tried, tested, and loved by BuzzFeed editors!

Gluten-free beer bread, sandwich bread, buckwheat bread, and more GF loaves you can make in no time.

Brb, adopting 33 pets.

"I couldn't remember the word 'hand.' Called it an 'arm foot' for hours."

These recipes will leave a wake of impressed, stuffed loves ones.

My great-uncle Tomas Concepcion was a legend in our family — a famed artist and politician living in a hilltop castle on the Mediterranean. When I was 20 I visited him in Italy, looking to understand how he got there, why he stayed, and what it means to be an immigrant who leaves home with hopes of building something permanent.

For better or for worse, from this slay forward.

Who does all the grocery shopping?

Sweet dreams are made of these.

“The lines are blurred and gray,” said actor Stacey Oristano. “They know they can get away with it because they have for so long.”

We'll definitely get it right this time.

Do you know your way around the world?

羊数えると逆に眠れなくなるよね。。。

エッグセレント。まさにエッグセレント。

The diplomats and embassy staff will be told to leave Moscow in the coming weeks as the war of words over the poisoning of Sergei Skripal and his daughter continues.

Have you tried avocados Benedict?

A young woman was assaulted by police at a protest against sexual harassment. Now those same police are threatening her with arrest — for assaulting them.

せっかくなら良いワインを飲みたいでしょ?

記憶を呼び起こして!

BuzzFeed News has obtained complaints sent to the Commons speaker from fed-up PMQs viewers. "The House looks like a rabble at times," one said.

卵好きなら許せないと思うはずだよ!

東京駅に降りたことありますか?

怪我してからじゃ遅いからね。

So many classics.

みんなの夢と欲望が詰まってた

Totally tubular.

1947年のデータから調べてみました。

“Knowing her, I'm kind of like, 'I'm OK with a mystery.'”

「パッケージもかわいい」「価格もかわいい」「発色・使用感も最高」という、まじでとんでもないプチプラコスメ、でちゃいました。

The document, released under the Freedom of Information Act, was among hundreds of records made public by Customs and Border Protection this week.

"We have never seen this level of damage to a Model X in any other crash," the company said.

Enjoy your weekend.

Are you an exclusive, refined member of the Finer Things Club?

You might want to pull up your Pottermore account for this!

You know you've always wanted a Disney sidekick.

本当に感謝してもしきれないよね。

あなたにはどう見えた?

「花見シーズンはお客さんが増えるので、一部の心無い方がゴミをそのままにして帰ってしまうことがあるのが実情です」

本当は「LGBTフレンドリーなお店」とわざわざ言う必要もないはずだから。

4色の絶妙カラーで、びっくりするくらい簡単に小顔を作ってくれます!使うのと使わないのとでは、メイクの完成度が全然違う…

「今日のご褒美」として買いたくなってしまうハーゲンダッツ。定番のバニラやグリーンティーを使ったスイーツが楽しめるお店をオープンします。

You'll get some hints, too!

To find out, we mustache you a few questions.

ビジネスシーンのピンチを救ってくれる!

The decision, which will stay in place while a larger class-action suit moves forward, is a big win for the American Civil Liberties Union, which has been fighting a lawsuit on behalf of several undocumented pregnant teenagers who were prevented from gaining access to abortion.

Are you a Buffy Summers/Wynonna Earp combo or more of a Leslie Knope/Elle Woods mashup?

"I keep subtitles on when watching Netflix cause my fat-ass can't hear what's going on over the munching of snacks."

This week there were stories about Snickers bars, Julian Assange, and the Parkland shooting survivors.

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