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March 3, 2018

Are you more The Wizard of Oz or Casablanca?

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

WHAT?! HOW?! WHY?!

If you answer correctly, we'll give you one.

Sit back and get ready for the Instagram likes to roll in.

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut contains 399 curse words, 128 offensive gestures, and 221 acts of violence.

ご心配ありがとうございます。でも、ありがた迷惑なんです。

Honestly, where do all of the guitar picks come from?

"That lasagna looks crisp."

Hope you're hungry.

"I have a crippling fear of Goofy."

"La da da da da, la da da da da, soft ice cream..."

Spongebob is a meme wonderland.

PLEASE, PATTY JENKINS, PLEASE.

"Thanks to my viral video, all of India got to know about polio drops."

Think outside the box.

"Let's not put the 'duh' in 'dumb'."

もしくは、Facebook友達のなくし方とインフルエンサーになる方法を教えます

ベースメイスは最後にするといいよ。

We know it all.

Carbs, carbs, glorious carbs!

We gotchu.

Your bones are wet.

There aren't enough covers in the world to hide under.

"Because I am a stone cold bitch." — S.E. Hinton

Honestly, admire the hustle.

"I will sign an NDA any day..."

Gold-plated Pokémon cards!

"Happy birthday my brother."

Thank you South Korea for changing my life and my photos.

And the winner is... your movie!

"My pretty girl."

They're for your own protection.

"It's too much pressure."

Frankly, my dear, I think you should take this quiz.

Puppy chow is NOT dog food.

"I break the internet, top two and I ain't number two."

Are you up to the challenge?

Not cool.

Sorry.

Tried and tested.

Are you a real lover or an impasta?

For one, it can actually be fun.

Give all of these people a medal.

Are you Pringles Loud or Lady Doritos?

Small efforts. Big before-and-after moments.

"This is the most British thing I have ever seen."

Raise your hand if any of these things have ever happened to you.

Do you live life on the edge or do you prefer to stay very much away from the edges?

"I love the new Weight Watchers program. You can eat anything you want as long as you never join."

Don't come for KC.

You're gonna leave this quiz as a winner.

Poland’s justice minister and other lawmakers had tried to quiet international uproar about the law by promising it would not be immediately enforced, but an organization that helped pass the law is trying to take enforcement into its own hands.

Bon voyage!

Oscar history? Oscar schmistory!

In an increasingly crowded field, it takes more than luck to build a career as an influencer. These aspiring style icons opened up about the hours and dollars they’ve spent to establish themselves, and whether it’s all been worth it.

"...but she beggin' me to wife her."

Because we tried them for you in February!

Winner, winner, easiest chicken dinner.

A look back at the glitz and glamour of old Hollywood at the Academy Awards.

Sad to say, there's still no male birth control.

"A corgi leading a conga line of pugs on an adventure."

The drug crisis in Huntington, West Virginia, is at the center of the Oscar-nominated documentary, Heroin(e). Here's the story of the daily drama and mundane reality of the drug court at the center of the film.

A right-wing online "university" is on track for a billion views in 2018, its professors are some of the best-known conservatives in media, and its founder wants to put it in real schools. So how come you've never heard of it?

There are no other "viewers like you."

Remember: Early is on time, and on time is late.

お大事に、猫ちゃん。

Both are kind of awful and kind of great.

And the Oscar goes to... literally anyone else.

あいつは毎月、やってくる。

なんの工夫もしてなかった自分が恥ずかしい

It was a low-scoring round in the tough British game show, but boy was it tough.

Popcorn? Check!

わからなければ、デパートコスメを使う必要なし?

Will you take home the win?

理由もないのに服を脱ぎ出す。

"Me watching the Olympics: Where’s Mario and Sonic?"

「これって普通なの?!」

想像のナナメ上とはこのことだ。

親父ギャグって非常にわかりにくい。

有名観光地をすべて制覇した人にオススメ。

かわいすぎ。かわいすぎて、泣けてくる。

Get ready to jam out.

今一度、あの名曲を聴いてみましょう。

Peu de discours sur les femmes et les violences sexuelles mais plusieurs blagues et moments de malaise.

It's harder than it ~looks~.

Enjoy your weekend.

なんでこんなに面倒なんだ。

Suéltaloooooo (en plan gay).

柑橘類の旬は今だって知ってた?

Ahora en serio...no nos merecemos a los perros.

贅沢!幸福度の高い一品…!

"Let us not be the parliament who had to tell their grandchildren: 'We’re sorry that those great wild animals no longer exist'."

Families come in all shapes and sizes.

今まであまりなかった発想で、整形級に目を大きく見せてくれる神アイシャドウ。しかも仕上がりはナチュラルです。これ本当にプチプラでいいの…?

YES OR NO?!

わかるかな?

紙もテレビも、ニュースもエンターテイメントも。ネット上の情報の信頼性を高めるためのシンプルな方法を提案している。

A running list.

E! claims the producer was fired for job performance issues and tried to shake the network down in exchange for her silence.

黙っているより、マシなことがあります。半径2メートルでできること。

Newly released documents show that the Trump administration was looking at oil, gas, and coal exploration as it moved to shrink two national monuments in the West.

患者の思いを叶える、医師の葛藤

"Why is being alive so expensive?!"

Go to Korea. NOW!

It was right in front of us THIS WHOLE TIME.

James Eric Davis Jr., 19, was hospitalized the night before because of an "overdose or a bad reaction to drugs," police said.

What was the Best Picture winner 10 years ago?

大量出品がサクサク進む!

You won't believe this shit.

Masters of the click wheel.

How do you meet-cute?

¿Ya podemos hablar de cómo la protagonista se enamora de un pez?

Seguro ubicas a Iñárritu y Cuarón pero, ¿conoces a todos los demás?

Hermione would be all over this.

BuzzFeed News analyzed the film scripts of all Best Picture nominees from 2017, 2015, and 1989 to find out just how diverse major speaking roles are.

Spoilers (and also trauma) ahead.

By all means, take this at a glacial pace.

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