January 20, 2018
Rep. Dan Lipinski, one of the few anti-abortion Democrats in Congress said he couldn't share a stage with President Donald Trump. His decision comes after two members of his own party took the rare step of endorsing his opponent, citing his views on abortion.
The Tale, Jennifer Fox's autobiographical film about a woman reckoning with repressed sexual abuse, couldn't have come at a more potent time.
I call bullshit.
This is so awkward yet so symbolic of the whole damn protest.
"2010 was when I lost my halo / 2017 I lost a J.Lo."
Do you identify as "a hugger?"
Einfach nur die 14 allerbesten Tweets dazu, dass IBES-Matthias verdammt nochmal 10 Sterne geholt hat — Zeeeehn
Falls es jemand nicht mitbekommen hat: Matthias hat in der Dschungelprüfung 10 Sterne geholt. Quasi. Theoretisch. Naja.
„Was war am schlimmsten?!” — „ALLES!”
Hundreds of tourists turned up in Lower Manhattan on Saturday, completely unaware that Liberty Island is closed until further notice.
"If Lululemon thinks I’m dumb enough to pay for a $14 scrunchie they are completely 100% correct."
Time to find your boo!
EVERYONE has an embarrassing poop story.
We're lobbying for your hobby.
Here are some of the most interesting and powerful photo stories from across the internet.
"Luke Danes is a homophobic baby man who can’t handle the concept of buying some shitty curtains."
Your next magical boo is waiting for you!
Opinion: User reviews might work when you’re shopping for a phone charger on Amazon, but crowdsourcing “news” was what got us into this mess in the first place.
Again...I just made this stuff up.
Feature a screw to open wine, CD spindle for bagels, etc.
This post does not contain raw red onions.
Cheating really throws off the accuracy of this very scientific quiz.
"No sign is big enough to list all the reasons why I'm here."
You could never make plans for Saturday night because you had to wake up early for church on Sunday.
The president is blaming Democrats for the standstill, but some senators say Trump is effectively impossible to cut a deal with.
Will you be the host with the most…money?
"If I can do it, you can too!"
That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana.
So now you don't have to.
Democrats and Republicans are blaming each other for the shutdown, but despite spending a rare Saturday on Capitol Hill, they still haven’t come up with an agreement to solve the problem.
*pretends to be shocked*
It was right in front of us this whole time.
Co-written by my 17-year-old sister who's a lot cooler than me.
How is this not a bigger scandal? Perhaps because most people only care about gymnastics once every four years — and all the victims were girls and women.
Stop taking pictures of everything you eat!
No juice press or detox tea required. Just cleaning products and motivation.
So many of them!
Chicken nuggets in the streets, chicken tenders in the sheets.
He's played a lot of iconic characters.
Russian Propaganda From Deleted Troll Accounts Is Still Live On Twitter And Instagram Thanks To These Apps
Reposting apps like Regrann and Repost enabled users to quickly and unwittingly spread Russian propaganda on Instagram and Twitter.
WINTER SUCKS, OKAY?
Because there are ways to treat both yourself and your bank account well.
"I've never felt like anyone has loved me as much as I have loved them."
*Pulls out tissues in advance.*
"We don’t always agree with each other, but as women we know that we have to make sure that all of the things we fought for don’t move."
"Learning that you're not alone is a major part of recovery."
On Fridays we...don't eat meat.
The White House has said President Trump’s tweets are official statements. Judges are treating them as such as they repeatedly rule against his administration.
Rian Johnson has had enough of your complaints.
Queen of behind the scenes.
Sorry not sorry.
"I’m so proud of the amazing young man you are, and the young man you are becoming."
Happy for Darren, sad for the rest of us.
"We'll always be together. Wha oooh, yeah!"
Típico que desbloqueas tu teléfono con la cámara frontal abierta y tu día queda arruinado.
"I’ve done Indian television, I’ve danced on reality shows. For money, I’d go to the opening of an envelope."
Bon appetite and bon voyage!
"All apps are dating apps if you're online enough."
"By the time you’ve read this far, an estimated 40,000 plastic bottles have already made their way into our oceans."
And actually enjoy the shit out of it.
"We are very happy and in love, and our cats are chuffed as well," the singer said on Instagram.
Take the treadmill right next to me. I dare you.
These guys got dad jokes for days.
Your honesty is important or this won't work.
NASA said it would figure it out. (According to the agency’s contingency plan, 116 of its 1,467 headquarters employees are working during the shutdown.)
If Congress takes away the right for immigrants to petition family members to join them in the US, families like mine wouldn't be here.
You're probably not as bad as you think.
Save that security deposit.
The public health agency says it will continue tracking nationwide flu cases, though at a slower pace. Flu experts had worried the program would be paused, as it was in the 2013 shutdown.
Small reminder that we live on a dot.
The Advertising Standards Authority received several complaints about a newspaper ad, which appeared to suggest that the availability of GP appointments over the Christmas holidays was a new service.
BuzzFeed News reported from demonstrations in New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Philadelphia, Washington, DC, and elsewhere.
She's hit the ground running.
The funny, the cute, and the downright weird.
After playing Lizzie in Lizzie McGuire, Hilary Duff appeared in an episode in 2009.
*watches an extremely cute guy flirt with an equally cute girl at the gym from the floor above like an old witch on a mountain*
Desde blanco y negro hasta rojo y azul, Rihanna los inventó todos.
«Se le llama LGTB+ por algo».
Besides the fact that Miley Cyrus and Elton John are scheduled to perform a duet.
It's time that we tell you.
“For so long, NSA made the emphasis on the mission,” said one former agency hacker who dealt with the previous shutdown. “It’s clear that Congress didn't care about the mission if they were willing to act like petulant children.”
Are you besties for the resties?
Have a great weekend!
Are you mall pretzel levels of salty?
Poop knives allowed.
A good ol' sugary walk down memory lane.
Some Federal Agencies Are Telling All Of Their Employees To Show Up On Monday, Even If There's Still A Shutdown
Unlike 2013, some agencies have already told staff to expect to work next week, no matter what.
Your group chat is about to get REAL.
Please don't let your Tamagotchi die!
The man made the discovery after he sat down on the toilet and thought it was a piece of his intestine hanging from his rectum.
Hold onto your hats, these are some wild ones.
Hawaii's Governor Knew After 2 Minutes That The Missile Alert Was False, But It Took Him Another 15 Minutes To Tell The Public
At a Friday hearing to answer questions about the false alert, the governor was also criticized for leaving before it was even halfway through.
Let the stars decide what to rewatch this weekend.
This will make you nostalgic AF.
The iconic singer had multiple drugs in his system when he died in October at the age of 66, according to the newly released medical examiner's report.
In the mood for noods.
No one would say precisely what the memo alleges, but right-wing media trumpeted it and Democrats denounced it.
RIP all those great BBM chats.
El clásico que le manda mensajes a su ex y le cuenta su vida a los desconocidos.
Clinton allies are now circulating a petition opposing how the Unity Commission and its chair handled an amendment on caucus and primary rules — an issue that Democrats from both wings of the party (and, according to sources, Hillary Clinton herself) have been watching closely.
Investigator Who Commissioned The Dossier Detailed His Suspicions About Trump's Businesses In House Testimony
In testimony in November, Glenn Simpson provided a detailed review of his investigation into Trump's businesses during last year's presidential campaign. A transcript of the interview was released late Thursday.
Did you wear berets, vests, and ties as belts?