July 30, 2017
*Drags entire desktop to the garbage where it belongs*.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptations.
Do you have Ed Bighead's temper or Filburt's neurosis?
The real question is if there's someone you love as much as your pet.
Live to binge, binge to live.
Where can I move so that I'll be as far away from people as possible?
Spiderman and Spider-Gwen completely CRUSHED this awesome photoshoot!
Apricot seeds can cure cancer — or so thousands of cancer patients believed in the 1970s, despite lotss of evidence to the contrary. Now, in an era when natural remedies are no longer fringe and wellness is a multitrillion-dollar industry, this widely debunked theory has taken on a new life as a hydra-headed e-commerce ecosystem that regulators are virtually powerless to stop.
I know you're skeptical, but bear with us...
Tell us how you REALLY feel about rainbow pizza or whatever.
This is the TV show of your dreams.
♫ O beautiful for deep-fried foods ♫
*places framed picture on doily*
SOS — I can't get "The Lazy Song" out of my head.
People Are So Touched By This Dad And Daughter Wearing Helmets In Solidarity With Their Family's Littlest Member
"Helmet babies are the absolute cutest."
There's a lot of weird fish in the sea, and you're honestly one of them.
Are you an exclamation point or a dying en dash? This'll tell you. Period.
If You Were Born Before 1995, These 42 Pictures Are Totally Going To Fuck Up The Way You See The World
I am an old man. I also am 29.
Taste and ABV are irrelevant — judge the wine by its label.
There are more lyrics to "Soft Kitty"!
Doing a puzzle at the beach seems like a great idea!
"I know I can do so much better. I am made for so much more."
We're just getting a little emotional over how cute these are.
...according to Food Network chef Tyler Florence.
"Go back to work! We don't pay you to do your makeup!"
All photos are from the 2017 World Bodypainting Festival, held this weekend in Klagenfurt, Austria. Imagine a burlesque cosplay convention thrown by Salvador Dalí and H.R. Giger and you've basically got it. WARNING: You might see a few **gasp** painted nipples.
You CAN have it all!
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail. The products in this post were updated in July 2018.
It's just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic!
"We’ve heard, overwhelmingly from LGBT people, ‘Thank you for expanding what it means to be a man, to be trans, to be a family.’"
It's a tough world out there for white people.
Why do other grocery stores even bother existing?
Movers and Shakers is a list of products on Amazon that are currently rising in the ranking. This week: an old-fashioned snow cone maker, an erasable notebook, a hot dog slicer, and more!
The Only Thing Better Than A Milkshake Is A BOOZY Milkshake. You're Gonna Love These Four Delicious Recipes
Warning: may bring boys to the yard.
"thanksgiving is just pre christmas."
"bisexual means u only have sex twice. in ur entire lifetime. 2."
Will you undercook it, overcook it, or cook it just right?
It's the Brady Bunch.
Is getting ready one of the best parts of going out?
That store that probably has a sale going on as you're reading this post.
Basically everything you need to know about looking after your mental health.
Parents can create more than just kids.
I am woman, hear me [type furiously on my mechanical keyboard].
Can you get the fairy tale ending?
Spruce up the place and still get your security deposit back. (Updated February 16, 2018.)
Iran has enlisted tens of thousands of young Shiite men into an armed network that is challenging the US across the Middle East. The Trump administration is not prepared.
There are definitely ghosts in most of these, just FYI.
While a flashy mock Mars rover parades across the country, the real ones have never been more in danger of losing touch with Earth. “NASA is barely keeping the Mars Exploration Program on life support,” a new review finds.
It would take more than 9.4 million party balloons to lift Carl's house in Up.
In Mystic Falls, no one truly stays dead.
"Why do British people say "are you taking the piss?", what happened in Britain's history that fomented a cultural fear of piss theft."
Two snarky, extremely hot vampires coming up!
You need supernatural powers to be able to survive in retail.
Gabby Edlin has given out thousands of sanitary towels and tampons to women who can’t otherwise afford them. “Sanitary products are as essential as food,” she tells BuzzFeed News.
"Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me."
Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
This poll will make you feel joy, anger, fear, sadness, and disgust.
Attention: cet article contient des spoilers sur l'épisode 2 de la saison 7.
J'ai vu le mouvement body-positive naître avec enthousiasme, avant d'en devenir beaucoup plus critique.
Regardez de plus près.
Vous rêvez que les poils pubiens reviennent à la mode.
"It runs on water, man."
*Draws mouse ears with magic wand*
Several police agencies are speaking out about what they said was Trump's 'wink and nod' suggestion that officers use unnecessary force against suspects in custody.
"Yeah, nah, gonna chuck a sickie and do a Macca's run."
Just because you're born somewhere doesn't mean you have to stay there.
''We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles and work.''
Grab your tissues, it's going to be an emotional ride.
Surviving another year around the sun deserves a free dessert.