December 26, 2017
Are you more likely to eat the poison apple or hand it out?
Be honest, did you have a Pog collection?
I know we say it every year, but let's make 2018 the best year yet!
Will you live happily ever after?
At least we still have (fictional) love, right? Right.
"I sexually identify as a microwave dinner because I’m ready in 5 minutes but don’t look anything like my photos."
Or what color your tongue will turn.
I'm always alone, lol.
"I love you too, but you're, like, really annoying."
Domino's denies sending a parody of Malone's song "Rockstar," and Malone denies replying "@dominos never fucking do that again."
An Amazon gift card is better than cash because you don't have to physically go out to spend it.
Sgt. Aaron Thompson quickly decided to punch his way through the ice to rescue the boy, who had crashed through the surface while chasing his dog Christmas evening.
The ultimate guide to cooking like a pro.
New year, new underwear.
Channeling Marge Simpson or maybe Avril Lavigne, IDK.
It's a tough choice.
"I guess I kind of hate most things, but I never really seem to hate you."
Trees, presents, and shirtless selfies.
Segundo o laudo, pode haver uma "deterioração progressiva e até mesmo rápida" da doença. Mas os médicos não foram claros em orientar o juiz em mandar o deputado para casa.
*watches comment section implode*
Just keep a caveman-like club nearby to be safe.
Seriously, stay away.
E isso gerou acusações de todo lado, boatos e postagens apagadas no Facebook.
Make me magic!
It's just a really good time to consider getting the bibimbap, the McRib, the epic burger, and the Indian buffet.
♩Mic mic bungee ♩
We know how old you ~really~ are!
My patience was harmed in the making of this. H/T Reddit's mildlyinfuriating.
"I've had an incredible 2+ years connecting with all of you."
So much drama.
"[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?"
On the 13th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 14 BEAUTIFUL LIPSTICKS.
This is the best Christmas present, honestly.
More than three months after Hurricane Maria ravaged the US island of Puerto Rico, thousands of residents spent the Christmas holiday without power and essential goods.
Oh you think you don't? Are you sure?
Ideias tiradas do Pinterest para ter uma rotina melhor no ano que vem.
AIM made us all jerks.
Diese Kerzen sehen aus wie Cocktails und das einzig blöde daran ist, dass du sie nicht trinken kannst
Perfekt für die nächste Party!
In a secret deal, a French company purchased code from a Kremlin-connected firm, incorporated it into its own software, and hid its existence from the FBI, according to documents and two whistleblowers. The allegations raise concerns that Russian hackers could compromise law enforcement computer systems.
We could've lived in a world with an animated Harry Potter movie!
Pour changer des lasagnes à la bolognaise !
"I'll give ye a tuppence for the pats, little girl!"
I'm sorry I have to do this to you, but it must be done.
So cheap. So life-changing.
Deals at Nordstrom, Zara, Urban Outfitters, and more!
This year's resolution can literally be to delete Facebook friends!
Brb, staying single forever.
Fifty years ago, France lost a war while trying to keep millions of Muslims French citizens. One French writer launched a movement to rethink “identity” in its aftermath and helped reinvent nationalism for the 21st century.
Your home will thank ya!
No ahorrar dinero es taaan 2017.
From verse about Columbus Day to trying to masturbate on election night — these poems have range.
Pat yourself on the back if you can spell the name of the latest Thor movie.
HOW DARE YOU?! *me yelling at designers in my Tyra voice*
The Formula One star shouted: "Boys don't wear princess dresses," at his young nephew.
Cheers to realistic expectations!
Seize the memes of production.
Também há muitas semelhanças físicas!
Using scientific knowledge only.
Parfait pour un repas en famille ou entre amis !
C'est beau, impressionnant et bon !
Rapides à réaliser et pleines de saveurs.
Our famous babies are growing up.
Laura Plummer, 33, from Hull, was arrested in Hurghada on 9 Oct after she was found with tramadol tablets in her suitcase.
Ne jetez pas, recyclez !
*rubs hands together in glee*
Not safe for people who are even slightly hungry and broke.
New year, new closet.
Y a dormir con una lamparita encendida.
«Je passerais le reste de ma vie à tes côtés, si seulement tu aimais la sodomie.»
The skincare and makeup holy grail products you'll soon swear by.
VOUS POUVEZ LE FAIRE. On croit en vous.
Time is an illusion.
There are much more pressing issues facing the queer community besides an archaic law that criminalises anal sex, and this is particularly true for women and trans people.
LE FUTUR, LES GENS.
Non, toutes les femmes ne saignent pas lors de leur premier rapport ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
«¡Soy un inútil y un torpe y estoy desesperado por encontrar a alguien!»
2017 aura été une bonne année pour les bons chiens.
"¡Ni en Nochebuena nos dejan en paz!".
"I'll have a cheeseburger without the cheese!" "So, a hamburger?" "NO"
We found some! We had to look hard, but we found some.
Police Twitter is really, really weird.
The idea to make PULSE candy came to its creators while they were playing Candy Crush.
A truly meme-orable year.
It's about to get cozy up in here!
"I checked insta 500 times for this." "Where tf is Kylie. Enough is enough."
And he might just move in with you someday, too.
The online sales wars between Walmart and Target heat up, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin’s special Christmas package, and the new Dr. Who!
A snow broom, a foot massager, false eyelashes, and 21 other products on Amazon that hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people absolutely *adore*.
"I'm an old lady, and you're watching Disney Channel!"
The battle of the fluffiest.
It's written in the stars.
Brrr it's cold out there...
🎶 Brawny the quicker picker upper. 🎶
"A family torn apart made whole again!" I GOT ACTUAL CHILLS WATCHING THIS.
Start preparing your marathon!
"Living off of discarded meatballs and the tears of lost children."
It's totally possible to be magical on a budget!