December 17, 2017
Heaven is a thing on Earth.
This Student Warned A Stranger About What She Thought Was A Bad Romantic Situation And People Are Into It
"Tell me if you want me to fight him," she messaged. "I'll be here a while."
You're gonna wanna save these.
“You guys give up, or ya thirsty for more?"
Are you too pure to be pink?
Good luck to them.
We've all been there.
David De Garis resigned from Michaelia Cash's office in October after admitting he tipped off media outlets about police raids on union offices.
This totally counts as actually cleaning your room.
A litmus test.
"It's a tribute," he later said.
Ho ho ho-pe I make it out alive.
Honestly the fact that the island disappeared and was jumping through time was a lot to process.
Sorry, it's true.
"I would spend the rest of my life with you, if only you liked anal sex."
Would you rather be a Griswald or a McCallister?
"A minority in a minority."
The definition of a nightmare.
Why are they doing it? Is this a dog whistle of some kind?
I mean, you win either way.
"My only fear is that people see us and think, Oh, I just need to find my Kristen Bell. That’s not true."
Who acts their age?! Not me.
Those Whos and their hair!
Time to find out the truth!
"Mews vs. the new pet he told you not to worry about."
"Rat is short for Ratthew."
Are you thirsty enough to figure it out?
Oh, there's no place like home for the Holidays (except most other places).
What do you mean astrology isn't science. You're saying stars aren't real?
Even middle children deserve to eat fresh.
Pour one out for all the lost books.
Trump’s decision to declare Jerusalem the capital of Israel was scorned by governments and religious leaders around the world but one group couldn’t be happier: evangelical Christians.
Warning: You may feel old after taking this quiz.
¿Existe otro participante que hable con los alimentos?
There's still time, y'all.
Is Santa secretly a scruffy-looking nerf herder?
"Black Muslim women in fashion never have a seat at the table they created."
They'll have no idea you left them off your first list.
Nothing says I've got holiday cheer like a bomb outfit.
Take this all as fact and leave me a nice comment.
The Democrat who beat alleged child molester Roy Moore in the Alabama Senate race said the country needs to "move on" from sexual harassment allegations against the president.
So, IS coffee healthy?
James Cameron’s epic “$190 million chick flick” spawned “Leomania” and presented us with a new kind of wish fulfillment.
"All I want for Christmas is to be free of the mind flayer."
"My mom would forgive me for hitting someone with my car before she would forgive me for using multi-colored Christmas tree lights."
Give usefully and meaningfully.
So many candle options.
Get your coat, you’ve pulled (a cracker).
In a statement the event's organisers said: "If we felt that we had not provided any of the things included in your entry price then we'd be the first to hold our hands up and apologise but this is simply not the case."
Folge uns auf unserem neuen EINFACH TASTY Youtube-Kanal!
Are you gonna let falling down the aisle ruin your big day?
Someone give these guys a medal for their captions.
It's tasty, but tough.
Facebook and Twitter are pissing off UK investigators just as MPs are being asked to consider sweeping new internet regulations.
This week York became the latest English city to effectively ban Uber, and the traditional taxi drivers lobbying against the app don't want to stop there. But are authorities actually powerless to do anything?
I don't want a lot for Christmas…
¿Todavía no estamos a 26 de diciembre?
Cuando seamos mayores queremos ser como vosotras.
"Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree..."
There were A LOT of superhero movies, tbh.
The best time ever!
You are required to listen to whatever result you receive.
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have the facts of life!
This Christmas could get kinda strange.
「#metoo に背中を押されました。必死の訴えで、少しでも世の中が良い方に変わることがあれば」との思いではあちゅう氏が 岸勇希氏から受けたセクハラ・パワハラ行為を告白。Twitterなどで大きく話題になったセクハラ証言の記事です。
Key Officials Push Back Against Trump Campaign’s Claim That A Federal Office Illegally Turned Over Emails To Special Counsel
In an interview with BuzzFeed News, a senior lawyer with the GSA disputed the Trump campaign's assertions about the decision to turn over emails written during the presidential transition to the Mueller investigation. The Special Counsel's Office pushed back as well.
Attention, intoxicated Amazon shoppers.
For obsessive dog parents, obviously.
"I apologise to anyone who was offended."
A comprehensive list.
"I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO USE IT."
Inches, dahling. Incheeeeeeesssssss!
"Every time you do that, I like, poop my pants."
The 59-year-old Earlwood man was arrested overnight for allegedly discussing the supply of weapons of mass destruction from North Korea and breaching trade sanctions.
In a year full of garbage men, thank Odin for Taika Waititi.
"Good evening Professor Trumbledor."