May 6, 2016
"I don’t like the way it feels anymore," the comedian said on Conan last night.
You've been warned.
This week for BuzzFeed News, Sarah A. Topol searches for buried treasure. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed and around the web.
Déjenle los colores del arcoíris a las mujeres.
¿A cuántos has ido?
"This is pretty grim."
Braid your breakfast.
Esperemos que se quede con el Candy Crush.
It's all fun and games until lives are destroyed.
Contiene algunos spoilers, especialmente si no has leído los libros.
About 88,000 people were evacuated from Fort McMurray.
The Labour candidate beat Zac Goldsmith in the contest to replace Boris Johnson.
It happens to the best of us.
“Goddamnit, I’m going to have to try Sex Dust!”
fire emoji here
*Battle cries into the night* NATASHAAAAAA.
Not today, Satan.
I'll take a glass of filtered water. No, I'm sorry, I meant Instagram filters.
"I yelled at Suzanne Collins at her Mockingjay launch event."
Es. demasiado. rosado.
The series was scheduled to take place at Roberto Clemente Stadium on May 30 and 31. The games have now been moved to Miami.
Queen Latifah, Alicia Keys, Rita Ora, Jaden and Willow Smith, and more came together to honor their mothers for VH1's Dear Mama.
Ten best, plus a bonus — this week we look at moms, horses, human rights, politics, portraits, and the Met prom. NBD.
"Most of the people that share it do not read it," says the the hoaxster.
A cache of internal documents shows that despite growing revenue, Palantir has lost top-tier clients, is struggling to stem staff departures, and isn't collecting most of the money it touts in high-value deals.
"Idk if I just ate a clump of pesto or one of my kids boogers. Interesting."
Conservative MPs successfully buried a bill to bring gender-neutral lyrics to "O Canada."
¡Ash, otra vez ya están limosneando!
Google's got a new self-driving car, children (yes, children) are hacking Facebook, and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson released his own app.
Here are the most moving, sorrowful, and beautiful pictures from the past week.
Los gansos son animales malvados.
Someone please check on Kris Jenner.
Better than snakes.
Soooooomewheeeeeere over the ... oh you get the idea.
In A Bigger Splash, a famous musician has her fabulous vacation ruined — or maybe improved — by unexpected visitors.
"You would never deny a diabetic his insulin."
"For all the crap you've put us through."
Trump steaks are not on this list.
Finally! A free night to meet up with some friends and have a good time. But who are you gonna call?
There's no shame in a freezer full of frozen dinners...
The art of LACMA is surprisingly relatable!
Cosas muy inteligentes para gente muy inteligente.
"We certainly want to win, but I think Mr. Trump has the opportunity, but also the obligation to unite the party around our goals," Sen. Dan Sullivan said.
"Qué bonita vecindad, es la vecindad de..."
I'm...intrigued and puking.
Let's get this thing started!
Bless you, sir.
Who made you your clothes, Kim Jong Un? WHO?!
New students who join single-gender social groups in 2017 will be ineligible for positions in recognized student organizations and sports teams and will not receive the dean's endorsement for scholarships, Harvard's president said Friday.
Everyone remembers their first time... getting stuck.
"Te ves un poco mal hoy, pero tienes una mirada agradable y buen corazón".
Grandma Magdalene said she felt like a "fool" when no one showed up to her art show on Thursday.
Advertencia, el contenido de este post es altamente asqueroso.
They have nothing but are willing to give everything.
Drink a little, cook a little!
Pooping unicorns unite!
Just in case a certain someone becomes president and you need to GTFO of America.
I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING.
Rep. Bob Dold said, even if Trump walked back his comments on women, Muslims, Latinos, and POWs, he still would not vote for him.
«Il n'y a qu'une personne qui m'a parlé de roulette sexuelle», explique à BuzzFeed News le médecin qui a alerté en premier lieu les médias barcelonais.
You definitely know a dude like this IRL, so which of these guys is it?
Jorobado en entrenamiento.
YOU SNEAKY ROOMMATE.
"I have lots have differences with Donald Trump and lots of problems with him but I am absolutely in the ‘never Hillary Clinton’ camp," the Pennsylvania senator said.
"I couldn't recognize my face in the mirror."
Hello from the other side.
The pollsters strike back!
"If you have seen Darth Vader on the streets of Inverness let us know."
“I don’t want to be a kiss of death for anybody at this point so I’m gonna sit on the sidelines.”
Brb, time traveling back to the 1980s so I can buy that purple power suit.
"I'm gonna stop the gravy train."
The suspect, 62-year-old Eulalio Tordil, has also been charged with attempted first-degree murder, and four firearms violations in the two-day shooting spree.
Prepare your paintbrush and screwdriver.
*Swats nose with newspaper* No.
Preciosuras por doquier.
Believe me when I say that if Drunk You showers before bed, it will come back tenfold to Hungover You in the morning.
Para los amantes de la delicia yucateca.
"He's raising money for the party, and I'm gonna be putting up a lot of money. So this is money that's going to the Republican National Committee."
“The findings are definitive – no more people are dying at the weekend. The risk that everyone is worried about is not really there.”
No podemos confiar en nadie.
She got off the plane.
They're the glue that keeps the rest of you together and relatively organised.
It's hard out there for a bottom.
She posed under a quote from the former dictator of the country, Fidel Castro.
Alors que le candidat travailliste Sadiq Khan vient d'être élu à la mairie de Londres, des internautes s'indignent de la présentation faite par certains médias français.
There's A Dating Site Designed Especially To Help You Find A Canadian Mate In Case Of A Trump Presidency
Grab somebody sexy tell them "eh"
Le magazine a agacé avec son reportage photo mettant en scène de façon très glamour des journalistes sportives.
"We're going to have to do quite a lot of work to re-establish trust with a lot of communities in London," said Roger Evans.
Настоящие роллы. Из России, с любовью.
¡Es hora de disfrutar, Jon!
Te amamos por tus puertos, tus montañas y tus cosas raras.
The series finale of Friends aired 12 years ago today.
Depuis la vidéo d'un lycéen parisien frappé par un policier fin mars, de nombreuses autres sont devenues virales. Pour certains des manifestants, le smartphone est devenu une protection.
The U-turn was briefed to the BBC on a busy election results day.
The comedian called O'Connor a "desperate attention-seeker" in the $5 million defamation lawsuit filed Thursday.
"Who would have thought in 1991 that he’d be running for [president]?"
Greg Selden said he created fake profiles for white guests — which were accepted. UPDATE: The post contains updated statements from Airbnb and Selden.
Insulter en alsacien, c'est plus rigolo.
¿Puedes terminar de leer este post sin necesitar ir a hacer?
The man was rescued two weeks ago and was reunited with his family Wednesday.
RANCH, BEAUTIFUL RANCH.
On vous aura prévenus.
Ken Livingstone's pulled a Ken Livingstone again today. But how many times can YOU type "Hitler" in a minute?
Meet Sydney, Blaze, Cluanie, Fenton, Cassie, Casper, George, Manny, and Bertie.
Escucha lo que estos laargos cuerpos repletos de sabiduría tienen para decirte.
"An intelligence classification vetting nightmare scenario.”
«T'as une sale tête aujourd'hui mais je t'aime quand même.»
She says her 2-year-old daughter is "a lucky girl who tans quickly".
She's won a total of $1.25 million.
Our special guest this week is BuzzFeed Australia’s Lane Sainty, talking about some of her favorite stories she’s read recently.
While acknowledging there is a "lot of rebuilding" to be done in Scotland, Jeremy Corbyn said the party had "hung on" in England.
On s'inscrit où?
U.S. House Speaker Paul Ryan, a Republican, said he isn’t ready to endorse Donald Trump for president. A jury has found Lonnie Franklin Jr. guilty in the “Grim Sleeper” serial killings of 10 black women in Los Angeles. And FindFace: a Russian program that can find your face ~anywhere~.
It's election results day, so what better time for Ken to talk about Hitler?
She'd dig my apartment and hate how often I eat Brussels sprouts.
Storytelling, minus the filter.
They are like really long picture adult picture books, but better.
But wait, this isn't as straightforward as it seems.
Kim Jong Un addressed delegates at the event, which is being carefully staged to show the world that he is the venerated leader of the country.
Are you listening, Bollywood?
Contrary to what every Forex 'expert' out there would have you believe, it's not easy to learn how to trade Forex at all. Trading Forex is one of the most challenging skills you can ever set out to learn, which is especially daunting if you're a beginner just starting out to learn how to trade Forex.
♫Tale as old as time, true as it can be♫
Prison staff walked out on Friday morning after a spate of violent incidents, according to the prison officers' union.
1-Across: Company that premiered "The Tonight Dough" on "The Tonight Show"
The disgraced former Tory MP scored a seat on the Welsh assembly 19 years after he was booted out of office.
La compañía de reconocimiento facial rusa FindFace mostró su tecnología al Gobierno de EEUU recientemente.
The first time you get double carbs for lunch and neither judges the other.
«Guettez la cravate Toblerone.»
Comer como si se fuera acabar el mundo. Quejaros fuerte después.
Labour insiders insist leader Kezia Dugdale will keep her job despite the fact her party now trails behind the Conservatives in Scotland.
Son 11 tíos en calzoncillos dándole patadas a un balón, nada más.
"Strength will find you sooner than you ever thought it could."
Donald Trump is the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, a wildfire is sweeping through parts of Alberta, Canada, and Leicester City pulled off the impossible. Take the BuzzFeed News quiz, made from stories featured in the BuzzFeed News app and the BuzzFeed News newsletter this week.
¿Cuán cinéfilo eres realmente?
Además de llorar.
"Scientists examine why men even exist."
Fair warning: You're gonna wanna call your mom after this.
No calculators. Just you, the quiz, and the slowly dawning realisation that a lot of 10-year-olds must be pretty good at maths.
But Boatface will live on as the name of the ship's remote-controlled submarine.
Mettez-les sur votre CV.
Duncan Enright thought he had lost his seat in Oxfordshire – but then someone found a hidden bundle of votes.
From housing to LGBT rights, here's what BuzzFeed staffers from across the world had to say about the burdens the young people in their countries have adopted from older generations.
Yo lo único que quiero es que The Rock esté orgulloso de mí.
Dale un poco de chispa a tu vida sexual.
Bruno Delbonnel, le directeur de la photographie, a offert à ce film des scènes incomparables.
Un quiz très ~scientifique~ pour prévoir la météo.
Porque es tan fácil confudir a Audrey Hepburn con Nina Simone...
The migration crisis has been a "horrible thing" for Europe, the presidential hopeful warned.
Déjame tirarme pedos tranquila.
Can something that costs so little really fight my frizz?
A veure, sempre està el típic amic amb tres ulls, però en general som gent corrent.
The fast-food giant has created a tour bus with VR headsets to give the public a glimpse into its dairy, beef, and egg supply chain.
“I don’t think it was dog-whistle, because you can’t hear a dog whistle. Everyone could hear this."
All about those dollar billz.
"You'll change a life."
The SNP has fallen short of a majority but a disastrous night for Labour saw the Tories finish second in Scotland, although Jeremy Corbyn's party performed better than expected in English local elections.
Kamouna camp, where the bombing took place, was home to hundreds of Syrians.
No one saw this coming.
The health blogger had an online audience of millions who believed she cured her terminal brain cancer with a wholefood diet.
That traitor. Warning: spoilers.
Australia finally approves Truvada for use as PrEP.
The college student behind a series of tweets alleging she was gang-raped released a new statement Thursday. "This is about holding our institutions accountable for what they do."
A judge stated in a lawsuit that school officials — including head coach Joe Paterno — apparently received reports of molestation much earlier than previously known.
Challenged by Bret Baier on his claims that he opposed the Iraq war, Trump cited a "2003, 2004" Reuters article that came out 17 months after the war began.
”I feel like I’m gonna die, and if I don’t die, I want to die.”
Would you rather be 4'5" or 7'7"?