May 24, 2016
How "Lucky" will you get?
"Am I a prostitute if I suck someone off for bringing me a nandos?"
That's a whole lot of McCalories.
Coles and Woolworths say that the shortage is related to the sudden increase in demand.
"A lot of the money I’ve raised has been LGBT money."
In a way, we are all Harry Styles, having a cheeky vom on the side of the highway.
Just keep snappin'.
Watch your step.
Bow down, bitches.
Just 21% of people felt well informed about the EU referendum two weeks after the leaflet was sent – down from 23% beforehand, the Electoral Reform Society found.
An artist turned the X-Men: Apocalypse poster into an illustration and the result is totally awesome.
Sort out the Exceeds Expectations from the Trolls.
Inbred tomato: 3. Johnny Depp: 0.
Hey new Warhawks!! Hope you're excited to learn all about UW-Whitewater and all the opportunities waiting for you. All you have to do is ignite a spark to start a flame. #TeamIGNITE
Puedes llegar al orgasmo sólo con tus pensamientos.
The violent modeling fantasia of The Neon Demon, the lurid lesbian love story of The Handmaiden, and the rape-revenge character study of Elle are deftly made, headily stylish, and cracklingly clever. Nevertheless, they require a "but..."
Esta semana, deja tu baño bien limpio.
One sauce to rule them all.
Just imagine the clean up.
O mundo dá voltas. Muitas.
A beleza está nos olhos de quem vê.
A state senator tells BuzzFeed News she's bringing back a contentious bill aiming to reign in police seizures in California.
Dylann Roof is charged with gunning down nine people at a historically black church.
Después de que un agresivo cáncer dejó a Chris Palmer paralítico de la cintura para abajo en el 2012, su más grande temor era no poder acompañar a su hija al altar el día de su boda.
A gente sabe que você tem pressa.
Chief Larry O'Dea accidentally shot his friend in April, but local authorities said O'Dea — who had been drinking — initially claimed the victim had shot himself.
¿Cuándo son tus próximas vacaciones?
This Guy Was Kicked Out Of An Ice Cream Parlor After Telling Two Muslim Women "I Don't Want Them Near My Country"
"When you just trying to eat your ice cream but trump supporters won't let you live."
Good boy, Pacer. Good boy!
Tudo o que você precisa em um dia frio: Nutella, doce de leite e, sim, chocolate branco.
Abertura de Olimpíadas, debates, feriado e se duvidar até Rihanna no Brasil
Este quiz no requiere nada de lógica.
Your social life was never like this before kids.
They dragged you here. Now who’s actually going to stay by your side?
Indiciado por crime de injúria racial, homem de 31 anos diz que é fã da cantora e escuta as músicas dela na academia.
You have at least one dam to give.
Just in time for summer: Spaghetti, held together by cheese, baked into a flaky pie crust. With bacon. And more breadstick sandwiches too.
É impossível ter listras demais no armário!
"America, what happened?!"
Even the premier of the province is upset. Update: KFC Canada released a statement saying that the buffet will remain open "for now."
You'll always be sweet to me! Unless you're unsweetened, of course.
¿Qué tan bien distingues los tonos del naranja?
"Pues te guarde frijoles en el frijidairé!"
SEXY LIZARD TEENS.
Este post é para você que nunca teve a ousadia de clicar no "maior valor" nos sites de compra.
Signers of the open letter, which opposes Trump's candidacy, include famous writers like Stephen King, Amy Tan, Junot Díaz, Michael Chabon, and Dave Eggers.
Not all of them are cancelled after one season.
As coisas podiam estar piores. Bem piores.
A distância é um saco, mas não pode destruir uma amizade verdadeira.
Glitter. Muito glitter.
Cabelos longos maravilhosos.
Tá mais pra Khal DroLOL.
The intense backlash against the plan has forced the park to suspend the policy.
É um ~trailer tão antigo quanto o tempo~ (brincadeira, é novinho).
Esses homossexuais aí, estragando tudo.
Eu não esperava ter um filho ainda na faculdade ou me tornar seu único responsável alguns anos mais tarde. Mas ser o pai dele é a melhor coisa da minha vida.
"Ela me ensinou o que é importante na vida: cães, Cheetos e música."
Release some jokes on Tidal, Tina!
Milho na espiga e milho no potinho são comidas completamente diferentes.
He had to eat his words.
Your family pops in…for long periods of time.
They're all rich AF, but who is the RICHEST?
Mi mayor reto como padre ha sido encontrar la manera de enseñarle a mis hijos independencia y mantenerlos seguros al mismo tiempo.
Una chica narró en Facebook su experiencia al denunciar este delito para inspirar a las demás mujeres a no callarse.
YER A MINISTER, HARRY.
Únete a la tendencia del athleisure, donde la idea es verte cool con zapatos deportivos y leggings 24/7.
A prova pode ser este vídeo.
Movers and Shakers is a list of products on Amazon that are currently rising up in ranking. This week: Chewbacca masks for everyone!
Cambiar para mejor, por supuesto.
I couldn't help but wonder if it was worse to be a Miranda or a Charlotte.
Eat your way through the Holy City.
Muito plástico, brindes e plataformas.
Veamos si la cuba más grande del mundo es la dueña de tu corazón
Jed York also donated $75,000 to an LGBT advocacy group.
Black don't crack.
How well do you know U.S. geography?
I mean, it's at least worth a try, right?
"The hijab is more than just a fashion trend."
Wishing all of our students at London South Bank University (LSBU) who are about to do their exams the best of luck! Here are 10 tips to make your exams a little easier.
LOOKING AT YOU, CHAD.
Because her journey to becoming a strong, independent lady was beautiful.
To help you raise kids who respect all bodies, including their own.
"I'm trying to shade in the areola."
No, you're not babysitting.
Una explosión de inspiración espera por ti.
"Excuse me, sir, you dropped your knife."
Pour se la raconter en soirée.
All men must cry.
From hair to suitcase without anything lighting on fire.
Earlier in the day 5ive also announced that they had pulled out of the pro-Brexit event, which is due to be held in Birmingham next month.
Die Homosexuellen machen alles kaputt.
Come through, Ari!
Im Olympiapark gibt es einen verlassenen S-Bahnhof.
The collection comes in sizes 10-20 and is available now.
"Raptors have no chance ppl."
Be careful. They are everywhere.
"He is definitely not a mole," said Philip Hammond of Palmerston the cat.
O Chico Bento já apareceu como "Caipirão América" e o Cebolinha vestiu a armadura do "Coelho de Ferro".
100% hechos en México y con mucho amor.
"Ella me enseñó qué es lo importante en la vida: los perros, los Cheetos y la música".
WERE they on a break?!
Nah dawg, nah.
«I came like a king, left like a legend.»
Even better than a check.
Sajid Tarar had some ~interesting~ views.
Welcher der Scrubs BFFs bist Du?
«Les femmes, c’est que de l’eau: soit ça pisse, soit ça pleure.»
That's longer than Titanic.
They escaped their pen at High Park early Tuesday.
The three women recounted the allegations they've made previously in an interview with Sean Hannity's radio show.
He is the first action-sports athlete to be diagnosed with the brain disease.
District judge Angus Hamilton held there was “clear, credible and largely unchallenged evidence from the expert witnesses of wrongdoing" at an arms trade fair.
Find your one true reality-bae.
The country's largest pizza delivery company allegedly underpaid some New York workers at least $565,000.
What are you waiting for, eh?
Depp is adept at throwing shade.
«On sent bien que nos vannes sur la pénurie d'essence arrivent sur la réserve.»
Dyogo Oliveira teve sigilos quebrados em operação Zelotes, que apura venda de Medidas Provisórias nos governos Lula e Dilma. Ele nega as suspeitas.
Yes, even you.
Spoiler: Apocalipsis (el villano) entra en la segunda categoría.
Por lo menos hubo una cosa buena en este episodio.
#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend (and more specifically, make it Bucky).
Ban whoever it was that invented cling wrap.
Ist es so schwer zu akzeptieren, wenn jemand keinen Alkohol trinkt?
Not sorry you're sorry, Stephen.
Would I become part of the Courgetti Cult?
The senior Labour MP warned that women's voices weren't being heard ahead of next month's referendum.
Labour MP Wes Streeting told BuzzFeed News it was a "complete disgrace" the group decided to hold the event on a day when many Jews would be unable to attend. Update: Momentum has now decided to start the event an hour earlier in the hope that observant Jews will be able to attend.
You can take away the meat, but it doesn't make the choices any easier.
Cosby was in court Tuesday for a preliminary hearing to decide whether he should be tried on charges that he drugged and sexually assaulted Andrea Constand in 2004.
Because we all know the lyrics to "Bohemian Rhapsody".
No esperaba tener un hijo mientras estaba aún en la universidad o convertirme en su padre principal unos años después. Sin embargo, ser su padre es lo mejor que he hecho.
Ils échangent sur Telegram et envoient des virus à leurs ennemis. Voici comment les membres et les sympathisants de Daech utilisent internet pour élargir leur réseau dans le monde entier.
The rescue centre placed the kits in an incubator, and now bottle feeds them several times a day.
"Put some haldi on it" – the solution for everything, ever.
Seriously. We all need to get Nordic boyfriends.
Being mindful at work has its benefits. It reduces stress, improves health and increases creativity. Mindfulness is one of the best, and easiest, ways to help you be happier and healthier starting right now.
"Give us your soul."
Why does Pixar always want to make us cry?
Yesterday, Lisa Haydon rejected feminism, saying she wants to nurture a family instead. Here's how she's wrong.
"P.S. I believe in you!"
Put on your Mickey ears and find out if you really know Disney Parks!
Si nos ves en un evento al final del año escolar, por favor, no nos preguntes estas cosas.
With two heart rate sensor–enabled watches and its first non-smartwatch product, Pebble is doing its best to stay in the game.
Photos, polls, quote tweets, reply @names, and GIFs will no longer count toward Twitter's 140-character limit.
Condescientitos somos, hijo.
Take a look before you cook.
Let's do this.
Balls to the wall.
Ditch the London Eye for the Geffrye.
*goes to bathroom for luxurious 30-second rest*
"Remember I said it — if he [Obama] wins, oil and gasoline through the roof like never before."
The "proud owner" of the phrase, created during Scotland's independence referendum, is not surprised it's now dominating the EU debate.
The customer is always right! *forced smile*
Uber and Lyft fled Austin after losing an expensive regulatory battle with the city, leaving the playing field clear for a bevy of competitors who aren’t eager to see them return.
Most of the time you don't even need words to know what they're saying.
"No es más que un muggle sin idea".
The. Luck. Of. The. Irish.
Ces danseuses de claquettes déchirent tout.
Find your solo truth.
Plein d'idées vous attendent.
SPOILER ALERT! DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THIS EPISODE!
Brb, befriending the Bhargavas.
It's not necessarily a bad thing.
He doesn't even have one.
Speed-hugging should be a thing.
Elige una teta, cualquier teta.
Kelly Webb, 30, a mother of five children, is reported to have had her visa revoked after completing an 18-month prison sentence for burglary.
George Osborne's short-term Brexit analysis didn't consider the economic impact of a Norway-type deal. Its longer-term analysis did.
Trump needs to raise a lot of money fast, both inside and outside his campaign. Donors are skeptical of the two current outside groups, and now at least three new outside groups could be on the way.
28-Across: Only '90s kids will remember this kids channel named after the first movie theaters!
No es necesario abrazar, gracias.
Une fois de plus, la mobilisation contre la loi Travail passe aussi par les réseaux sociaux.
"We hope she digs it!"
After an aggressive form of cancer left Chris Palmer paralysed from the waist down in 2012, his biggest fear was not being able to walk his daughter down the aisle on her wedding day.
Officers will remove about 8,000 refugees from the camp at Idomeni on the Greece–Macedonia border over the next 10 days, sending them to other processing facilities.
We can't just keep watching OITNB.
"Nicht die Mama!"
«Quand tu te moques et que t'as des millions d'abonnés, ça peut avoir des répercussions que je n'avais pas mesurées.»
The fourth and final member of the ISIS execution cell headed by "Jihadi John" is a fairground mechanic from a family of Sudanese communists in West London. Greek police have begun clearing Europe’s largest informal refugee camp. And Lego products have become more violent, according to a new study.
Lange nicht mehr an Command & Conquer oder Age of Empires II gedacht.
Matt Healy thinks someone stole his band's artwork for the EU referendum and is wrongly holding David Cameron responsible. Yes, this is happening.
All your friends are on this list.
"Only Khaleesi The Unburnt can survive this heat."
Mütter. Sie sind genau wie wir! Nur ein bisschen alberner.
La tête du pape = votre vie.
The Stronger In campaign wants you "ravin", "workin", and "earnin". And also registerin and rememberin to votin.
Wie gut erkennst Du Orange-Töne?
Gravitation kann ein paar seltsame Dinge verursachen.
Candace Payne also received a message from Peter Mayhew, the actor who played Chewbacca, during her appearance on The Late Late Show With James Corden.
A woman has now re-created Time's cover with the transgender flag. She told BuzzFeed News that "it’s critical that news outlets get it right".
Everyone loves themselves some Froyo.
Votre vie est bien mieux, évidemment.
Will you make what you're supposed to or end up blowing up the lab?
We can't recuperate from this.
Eh oui, c'était une belle époque.
You don't always need a whole band to make great music.
Everywhere else can pack up and go home.
«Deux incroyables grossesses qui se sont très bien passées et maintenant deux bébés en bonne santé.»
Razón número uno: te robará el corazón, joder.
«Ce que j'ai vu, c'est la force de plusieurs femmes en train de faire quelque chose qu'elles aiment. La façon dont elles dansent montre qu'elles font du ballet», a dit un internaute sous la vidéo vue plus de 3 millions de fois.
I'm never going to be OK again. SPOILERS.
I have no idea what's happening either.
¿Es verano ya?
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“Got a bingle out in Broady… towie's on site but as a result it’s chockers in that direction.”
Although no meal is a bad meal, tbh.
AND he got them to give him YouTube hits.
And it was pretty emotional for them both.
Men who are at risk of committing violence again are being referred to programs to help them change and take responsibility for their behaviour but providers say waiting lists are growing.
Check out these preventative ways to keep your partner yours!
They're a powerful message for our political leaders, especially Peter Dutton.
More like Night's OverWatch.
There was one bright spot in this episode, at least.
If you haven’t played Goon of Fortune, have you truly lived?
The premier's heartfelt speech is an Australian first.
According to a senior NSW Liberal source, Nathaniel Smith's employment has put "a lot of noses out of joint".
The social network launched an investigation into its trending news section after allegations that conservative stories were suppressed.
Two victims of the attack in Colorado Springs have filed a lawsuit against Planned Parenthood, calling the organization negligent.
Neither Bernie Sanders nor Hillary Clinton are all that interested in exposing the growing rift over Israel policy within the Democratic Party at the party’s national convention in July. But a compromise deal aimed at taking the Democratic primary down a notch in Philadelphia could make the Israel split big news.