December 18, 2016
"Please don't grab Australia's pussy."
Merry Christmas, Australia!
Putting the "choke" in artichoke.
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house," the nine-times-married actor once said.
What does 2017 have in store for you? WE KNOW.
STOP TRYING TO SHOVE SEAFOOD DOWN MY THROAT.
The cops thought it was an old lady who had "frozen to death."
Bless this hot mess.
Look through the eyes of different animals in 360 VR.
Respect the beard.
She left him?! And took all his food?! Even his open bag of chips?!
You probably can. Maybe.
"The name of this look is Barb in the Upside Down."
Qualquer um vai querer comer vegetais depois de ver estas receitas.
The different colors of Froot Loops all taste the same. THE SAME.
Aamir Khan as dad will definitely make you want to call yours.
Good for you, good for two.
Pranking people in the spirit of Christmas.
Authorities say gunmen are now hiding in a medieval castle popular with tourists.
The man allegedly told police that he thought the child was a "midget."
Because "Ring of Fire" is not just a popular Johnny Cash song.
They're trickier than you think.
Either way, the Force is pretty strong with you.
Police said the driver became enraged because he believed the grandmother "wasn't moving fast enough at a stop sign."
The holidays are ruff.
Misery loves company.
"Tis the season(ing).
How To: Laugh at comics.
Jesus needs to learn to share.
"I feel like this year is really about, just the year of just realizing stuff."
Three women from Rwanda changed history when they testified about rape and genocide at a United Nations court. Nearly 20 years later, the same court tried to gag the film that tells their story.
The buses were traveling to the besieged towns of Fuaa and Kefraya, where thousands of people are trapped.
It's all about keeping up appearances — at $25 or less a pop.
"She whispered to me, 'We’re not alone in this house.’”
They are worth every penny.
"Show the goodies, BAM!"
Because there's no such thing as too much chocolate.
Because Chex Mix is SO last year.
Gloves, and mittens, and bear mitts, oh my!
Let's put a smile on your face.
Je me sens bizarre à l'intérieur.
Répondez à ce quiz, parce que vous méritez bien de vous sentir mieux.
Je vais prendre mon café dans un tube à essai, et mon repas dans une chaussure, SVP.
Y compris le mec qui porte des gilets pour montrer qu'il est sensible.
"Our democracy must be defended and each of us needs to decide how we can contribute to that effort," the Passengers actor said as he denied quitting Hollywood altogether.
It's Hillary, actually.
"Getting rid of Muslim stereotypes just by playing sport."
Don't give up hope! There's still time to find a great gift online.
Happy holidays to you and yours!
♫ He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! ♫
The singer and performer posted a video on Facebook telling his fans he was alive and well after people thought a phone blew up in his face.
Find out which new egg-cellent emoji you are!
Be honest about how often you clip those toe nails.
Which badass Norwegian girl are you?
Try to keep up.
We are not worthy.
They actually work.