January 5, 2016
Cruz tweets out the literal jumping the shark scene.
Justine Smith said she threw away the "cum-caked carpet" afterward.
Smith & Wesson rose 11% Tuesday, with investors anticipating another gun buying spree.
Dreamin' of Pete Wentz <33
"Que no me salga el muñequito, que no me salga el muñequito".
Your heart will melt.
"The actions of a handful of extremists don't negate a very serious issue."
"I think people's frustrations there are ill-served by militia and at the same time I think there needs to be a much different approach as it relates to the western lands issues."
¿Podemos volver a los años 20, porfi?
Thanks to the quick thinking of some tourists, the lion was treated and is on the mend.
The $5.5 million reparations package went out Monday to 57 people who endured electrical shocking, suffocation, and beatings as police attempted to get confessions from the 1970s to the 1990s.
If Twitter implements the 10,000-character limit it's considering, the value of its service might take a hit.
Por si los Reyes te han traído carbón.
“I once got dumped during sex…”
"I'm kinda drunk, I don't even know what happened."
No, no es un cuento de hadas.
“Es la nave que cruzó el corredor Kessel en menos de 12 parsecs”.
LBH, the whole adulting thing is a struggle.
What a time.
The famous Italian fashion house is joining the ranks of those targeting Muslim customers.
"Oh shit he learned SLEEP POWDER."
Pero no te lo tomes muy en serio.
This is a story about a lifetime's supply of cardboard, duct tape, rope, and string, a full day of construction, and one very happy cat named Jenkins.
This is an urgent matter.
Goodbye, all my money.
Who is this man? I never knew...
Warning: This post contains lots of CHAMOY!
Can you go 12 for 12?
It's like a Jimmy Buffett concert or one of those Sound of Music sing-a-longs. People just chant everything together.
Are you the girl who cries about her breakup, or perhaps the guy who thinks he's auditioning for Pippin?
Let's settle this once and for all.
We have the receipts.
So much romance, too much romance.
"El uso del tennis tacón".
“Esta unidad está protegida por Batman, El Chapulín Colorado y uno que otro polecía panzón.”
Class up your coffee table.
This is the third time we've made this poll post, asking you whether you know who any of these celebrities are, because arguably this question is valid as ever.
Do with this information what you will.
"I'm on the list!"
Este foi um ano difícil e tumultuado para os gatos, mas não passou sem triunfos felinos, perseverança felina e – ouso dizer – redenção felina. Estes foram os gatos mais importantes de 2015.
Quando se trata de sexualidade, estes atores, escritores e ícones encontram-se em algum lugar entre os dois extremos.
Contemple o esplendor da ciência!
Por que algumas pessoas ainda usam Crocs?
It has been scientifically proven that these might be bears.
"I've spent so much time campaigning, I don't have a lot of time to do things that I used to do."
Just when you finally got off Facebook...
Because your pet is a total star, obviously!
Because brains deserve orgasms too.
The care and keeping of EVERY aspect of your life.
Fictional enemies make real life BFFs!
A burgeoning regional crisis has Washington more worried about its alliance with Saudi Arabia than its thawing ties with Iran.
Also, what exactly do you do with a barbell? Asking for a friend.
LET EL NIÑO WASH AWAY HER SANITY.
Descubre aquí si tendrás que comprar los tamales este 2 de febrero.
Para todos los que nunca han usado estas apps.
Researchers found little evidence employers cut back on full-time hours to avoid new healthcare costs. But those who have had hours reduced can least afford it.
This is what it's about.
Don't be strange, Seth.
The Federal Trade Commission accused Lumosity of preying on consumers' fears of cognitive decline.
The investigation into the Dec. 2 shooting that killed 14 people has also found no evidence that it was "foreign-directed," the FBI said Tuesday.
Jackson questioned Trump's integrity on the golf course.
Recover with these easy recipes. Personal trainer not included.
Do it for the Vine.
Every spaceport cantina needs a set of these retro-inspired original trilogy Star Wars posters hanging on the wall.
"The Queen says no to pot-smoking FBI members."
Kitty litter? Yes. Seriously.
Este 5 de enero se hizo historia, sin abandonar el humor en el camino.
Warm meaning "still cold but surviving."
How do I put air in my tire?
A company is accusing Apple and Fitbit of investigating its biometric sensor tech with the underlying purpose of copying it for their own devices.
Take your whole wheat donut and get the frig outta here.
"Joanna, I love you. You're the one, the one for me."
Straight outta Aztlan.
BuzzFeed reader recommended, foodie approved.
Well, this is extreme.
There is literally no losing this unless you have no soul and are neither.
Trump added that he respects women and that he would protect them.
Every ice cream cone is a challenge.
Vamos... ¿nunca te lo habías preguntado?
Eye am out of control.
You've done it before, many times.
The mysterious William Golding says he hasn't had Timmies since last January.
Dwight and Steven Hammond have for decades clashed with federal authorities in the rugged Oregon landscape over a patchwork of private and public land.
Don't be afraid.
Minus the sick '00s dance moves.
The truth is in the hue.
"They're just perky, and they're fun."
Das war vor 20 Jahren groß.
It's a win-win!
No estás solo en la desgracia.
PSA: Ariel is CREEPY AF.
Just a girl and her guitar.
Eu e você, você e eu, juntinhos!
"Me not dating someone is not a lack of anything in any way. I feel completely fulfilled."
Para todos que nunca usaram na verdade os app Stock.
Faraday claims the concept car will go from 0 to 60 mph in under three seconds and reach top speeds of 200 mph.
Há uma resposta: Eles devem ser vampiros.
Because new parents need all the help they can get.
This quiz includes all 50 states, so it might be harder than you think.
When you really ~feel the bern~ ;)
The chef behind the pricey pastry reveals how he got the idea to BuzzFeed News.
The murder-suicide took place in a scenic Austrian lake town popular with tourists.
What it is, what it was, and what it could be.
Whether you're a freshman or a senior, a list of things to make 2017 great!
The two countries severed diplomatic ties this weekend and that is very, very bad.
El relato de cómo un grupo de mujeres trans desaparecieron en plena guerra civil salvadoreña se ha transmitido de generación en generación, transformándose en una leyenda que les asegura a las mujeres trans un lugar en la historia de un país que a menudo parece desear que desaparezcan del todo. J. Lester Feder de BuzzFeed News emprendió la tarea de documentar este misterioso incidente por primera vez.
Through backchannels, law enforcement officials told the militia occupying a federal wildlife refuge they "have no intention of going up there and not be peaceful."
A mucho frío, mucho estilo.
"If they do not open them up and begin to dismantle them, each and every one, allow us access to all military facilities, and if they don't, then we will take them out."
For those days when you CANNOT.
The Westminster Hall debate will take place on 18 January following two online petitions.
Get your glow on!
Olvídate de esa aburrida caminadora y prueba algo nuevo.
Les internautes répondent à la sélection 100% masculine du festival en donnant les noms de femmes qui auraient pu en être.
At last, we get our vengeance for the pencil-thin brows of the '90s.
Would you wear pants with only one leg? No. You wouldn't.
2016 is going to be an exciting year for books and movies! In order of movie release date.
A spokesperson for the Cherished Gowns charity told BuzzFeed News that they are "completely astounded" by the response to Vyonne Trimble's Facebook post.
The pet store says the kitten is healthy, though a bit underweight.
Saudi and Iranian hackers are already launching small-scale cyberattacks on each other, but both countries have the ability to do more.
One biscuit fan accused M&S of simply covering custard creams with topping and calling them luxury – but there's more to it than that.
Ist dieses Logo fake oder echt?
Only true fans will know.
"Lass klingeln, ich rufe Dich zurück! Ich hab' BASE."
Mohammed Rasool, a fixer for Vice News, was imprisoned in August for 131 days, following accusations of aiding "terrorist organisations." He is out on bail.
Can you identify the films from a single GIF?
Peake is planning to leave his perfectly good spaceship and go outside into actual space.
When "dream big" isn't big enough.
"Quería mostrar lo ridículo que sería para una persona 'normal' recrear algunas de estas fotos".
Pie vending machines and two days off after New Year, for a start.
Is it just me or is it hot in here?
Secrets from the film set.
"No one wanted him, which was perfect."
♫ Is there any more room for me, in those cheeks? ♫
Even though she didn't get a rose, her legacy will stay with us for the rest of the season. And all of time.
In his Twitter bio Brian Dunkleman calls himself a "television history footnote."
You'll never want to eat lunch at your desk ever again.
After my dad died, the junk food we’d shared when I was a kid comforted me in a way that nothing else could.
Viviste engañado todo este tiempo.
Just cute animals; nothing more, nothing less.
"The gun lobby ... cannot hold America hostage," Obama said Tuesday. These are the most aggressive actions Obama has taken since the 2012 Sandy Hook shooting in Connecticut.
"Hakuna Matata" — Timon and Pumbaa, but also Samuel L. Jackson, too.
Vous savez TRÈS BIEN que Disneyland Paris N'EST PAS À PARIS.
Thanks, this picture of a field really makes me feel motivated.
The UK government is under pressure to explain how a Briton suspected of appearing in latest ISIS video was able to flee to Syria while on police bail for terror offences.
Fleisch, Fleisch aber auch nicht.
"You'll love looking this young when you're older." Will I, though?
Featuring a Dachshund lightsaber battle. (Warning: Spoilers and puns ahead.)
Ten years on.
"I once used an electric toothbrush as a vibrator, and my sister unknowingly used it later to brush her teeth."
Orgulho de ser abstêmio.
He made the revelation during the latest episode of KUWTK, in which he sat down for an emotional conversation with Kourtney, Khloé, Kim, and Kris Jenner.
Two other service members were wounded in the attack in southern Afghanistan, military officials said Tuesday.
Puede ser que esta sea tu resolución de año nuevo, pero no deberías realizar un gran cambio sin hacer una investigación exhaustiva.
Do you know how to highlight your Cupid's bow?
"For many months, I've been strongly in favor of Bernie Sanders in the Democratic primary," the Arkansas senator joked.
Alle Fotos sind von der Facebook-Seite einer Schule für Hebammen in Großbritannien. Guten Appetit!
Bienvenido a la clase media y a la vida adulta.
Amid Jockeying For 2016 Funds, Latino Leaders Blast Progressive Donor Group's Ties To New Competitor
Senior members of the influential Democracy Alliance have incorporated a new group, One Nation Forward, which established Latino groups say has an unfair advantage in the battle for scarce resources.
"He's advocated allowing folks to come back in and become citizens. I oppose that."
Because they'll be there for you when you need them most.
Wit or wiles?
It's always a good time to think about huskies.
Paris, c'est parfois très très sale.
General descriptions of perpetrators have led many to assume refugees committed the crime.
Caio conta que se sentiu perdido durante a polêmica sobre sua cor de pele porque, até então, ele se considerava pardo.
Here's the best answer to the #WheresRey campaign you'll see today.
This is important af.
Spoiler alert: Your brain is playing tricks on you.
Lo corto se abre paso hacia el altar.
Der BuzzFeed-Einbürgerungstest für den Freistaat.
Did you fall for any traps this year?
*attempts to tear a page out of a notebook* *inadvertently rips the entire page* H/T mildlyinfuriating.
Quand vous croisez un groupe d'étudiants qui chante à tue-tête.
Mums love to Facebook stalk.
These things are as useful as they are cute.
Add a touch of sparkle.
He's so very lonely, and he's not sad and bitter about it at all. Nope. SPOILERS regarding the entire Star Wars canon.
TV cameras don't lie.
~Résolutions~ que vous ne tenez jamais. JAMAIS.
"This industry is fucking brutal. No matter how tough you are, sometimes there's the feeling of not being wanted."
In that drawer. You know the drawer.
A veces, el viajar NO es un placer.
It takes him 15-20 minutes to complete one of these kickass sketches.
"Hello doosri taraph se, maine phone kiya hoga ek hazaar guna"- Adele.
"Meine Quelle ist mein Instinkt."
Definitely going to hire them for future functions.
President François Hollande unveiled three plaques at sites where gunmen killed 17 people in the French capital in January 2015.
If you think she's just a pop diva with a penchant for cat ears, you probably haven't seen what she's really like.
Drunk you is sober you's very worst enemy.
The National Transportation Safety Board released images of the El Faro cargo ship which was carrying 33 crew members when it disappeared on Oct. 1, 2015.
Have you been keeping track of the managerial merry-go-round?
"Eu realmente não sei onde vou acabar esta noite, mas sei que onde eu acabar é onde estou destinado a estar."
The surgical team at Oxford Eye Hospital hope that one day the technology will be available on the NHS.
President Barack Obama plans to expand background checks and the monitoring of gun sales in the U.S. Doctors in England are planning their first strike since 1975. And a look at a 15-story-high statue in China of the late communist leader Mao Zedong.
¡Un jersey a estrenar! ¡Corre, pide un deseo!
All the terrible consequences of being a habitual smoker.
She has asked a valid question.
Allerdings fällt es schwer, ihnen böse zu sein, so niedlich, wie sie aussehen.
Switch it up a little.
A five-second Google search could have prevented this.
What have you done with your life?
Justin came to Kylie Jenner's defence after she was photographed with cornrows in July last year.
Let more cheese into your life.
Choqués par la vidéo qui a circulé sur les réseaux sociaux, des internautes ont voulu en savoir plus sur les agresseurs présumés.
Le nouvel entraîneur de la Maison blanche a quelques trucs à leur montrer...
Police said on Tuesday afternoon that the bodies were found as they searched the home of Sian Blake and her two children, who had not been seen since 13 December.
Ay, Navidad, lo mismo te echo de menos que antes te echaba de más.
«Nous avons découvert cette faute lors du dévoilement de la plaque. Elle sera rapidement corrigée», précise un responsable de la mairie de Paris.
"Just been sacked by Jeremy Corbyn. I wished him a happy new year."
Oh, Dios mío, ese bebé está sonriendo, ¿QUÉ HAGO?
"Doesn't a high percentage of Glasgow do this every year already?"
Sie geben DIE BESTEN Küsse.
Make it 'appen!
„Ich wollte zeigen, wie lächerlich es wäre für eine 'normale' Person wäre, einige dieser Fotos zu machen."
Two people were reportedly injured in the city of Rize after a mass of snow fell from the roof of a mosque.
Nederland is "het land waar je doorheen rijdt in drie uurtjes, met een ander dialect elke tien minuutjes", rapten Lange Frans en Baas B. tien jaar terug. En die dialecten zitten vol woorden waar we niets van begrijpen. Zeker het Brabants. Heb je ooit gehoord van een ‘skottelslet’, een ‘koekwaus’ of een ‘durske’?
Bye bye, giant Mao.
Apparently, a slinky can do way more than fall down stairs.
Because alcohol-free doesn't have to mean boring.
Leur défense est en fait une dent.
Le candidat à la primaire de la droite a multiplié par 20 le nombre de personnes fichées S sur Europe 1 ce mardi matin.
De beaux sourcils, ça change tout.
Votre dispute pour savoir qui doit sortir les poubelles dure souvent très longtemps. Le temps de sortir les poubelles.
L'Âge de Glace 2, ça fait déjà 10 ans!
La science dans toute sa splendeur!
Predictably, the internet has gone batshit insane.
Hora de desintoxicar, organizar y olvidar a los amigos de mierda.
Si nunca has vivido con un cerdo es que el cerdo eres tú.
Watch and make informed decisions, people.
"Anytime somebody got her period, it was a celebration."
How do you make A.R. Rahman songs even better than they already are? PUT 'EM ALL TOGETHER.
Are you off the couch yet?
"150 minutes of objectification, 3 minutes of feminism. Ekta Kapoor is such a boss."
"We all know how difficult it is to love the way that they do in this country."
The ride-hailing app's co-founder breaks down the intricacies of his company's business while on shift this New Year's Eve.
"Why does everyone think we drink Foster's?"
Love will come to you.
Are you a foxy moron or more of a housewife hornbag?
Let's be real, some of these ladies probably shouldn't have been parents.